text; an important survey

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public. So, so public.
Subject: A Survey on Romantic Relationships
Warnings: Potential discussions about sex? I guess?? But mostly this is just Alhaitham being the most obliviously shameless man alive.

This is Alhaitham.

I have a survey that I would like people to fill. There are no restrictions or stipulations to the nature of the responder. The only request is for you to be honest when filling it up.

1) Are you currently in a romantic relationship or have been in one? (yes/no)
2) If yes, does your current or previous relationship involve sex? (yes/no)
3) List down 5 to 10 words that describe what your significant other (past or present) makes you feel.
4) What is your main priority when you are with your significant other (past or present)?
5) How do you measure or recognize your feelings as love? What separates them infatuation or sexual attraction? Describe in 100 words or less.

You are free to leave your answers in this post or direct them to my inbox. I will be following up on whatever answers I feel are necessary.

Thank you for your time.

[OOC: ICly, this network post comes up about five minutes after the one Kaveh makes.]

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

[bro he is gonna drop his fucking phone and it is your fault.]

[indispensable]

[he is doing important research how dare u]

[empyrean_mirror]

[ research into what, makign your poor innocent roommate choke on his own tongue??? ]

[indispensable]

[uh clearly its research into the most revolutionary emotion known to man]

text; un: noah

[afflatusexarch]

This is not a subject that I would have thought you would be researching.

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[indispensable]

Why would I not be interested? It is something that many people experience.

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[afflatusexarch]

Isn't research typically done because the researcher is attempting to explore an unknown? Or to test a hypothesis?

Not here

[scooba]

[........

Here, he thought Lyney and Heizou's kind of somewhat not really relationship was already weird. Now, he can't help but be curious but he'll just leave it be.]

[indispensable]

[its okay freminet you should be spared from this insanity]

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[indispensable]

That is generally what the purpose of research is for, as far as I am aware.

[The r/whoosh is going so hard right now.]

[empyrean_mirror]

[More like research into being the most infuriating man on earth!!!]

[indispensable]

[Good thing we're not on earth then. :)]

text to his inbox

[empyrean_mirror]

whatever it is you're doing in there, you said you'd come help me.

technically private text i guess

[indispensable]

Are you actually in need of help at the moment?

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[afflatusexarch]

Is this a concept that is unknown to you?

[empyrean_mirror]

I only have so many hands, Alhaitham.

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[indispensable]

Did you not just state what one's purpose of doing research is usually meant for?

[indispensable]

And you can still use them, I trust.

Just let me know when you actually need help and I'll come over.

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[afflatusexarch]

Mayhap I am trying to get you to admit it out loud.

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[indispensable]

Mayhap you should actually fill in the survey I left up above so that I can address your questions where appropriate.

[empyrean_mirror]

Alhaitham

an individual one of these butterflies is very light but a box of twenty-five is not

there are ten boxes.

text: un;catsgothistongue (because he hadn't figured out how to use anon yet lmao)

[catsgothistongue]

Why do you wanna know?

[Sorry haitham, he's going to be cagey and secretive at first.]

[indispensable]

Nothing's stopping you from carrying them in one by one.

[He is busy senior have you not realized this.]

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[indispensable]

Research.

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm very curious as to why you're suddenly not free when you were ten minutes ago.