text + image; an invitation

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Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[catsgothistongue]

[...]

And here I was, thinking you couldn't be any less aesthetically pleasing to look at.

[Can Alhaitham even pull off a wedding dress?]

[empyrean_mirror]

He isn't wearing a dress either.

And he looks handsome, try not to disparage my fiance in front of me.

not here

[indispensable]

[Totally giving Kaveh a look here that says without words 'he's not invited'.]

[empyrean_mirror]

[Let him come and he'll let you get the Fish Cake Topper, Alhaitham.]

[indispensable]

[You know he can get the cake topper by himself, right.

It doesn't even have to be on the cake, it can just be a display piece at home.]

[empyrean_mirror]

[We're not discussing the other bribes in public.]

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[...well you got him there.]

not here

[catsgothistongue]

[Even if he isn't invited, you know he'll find a way inside anyway.]

not here

[indispensable]

[And he'll find a way to kick you out until Kaveh pulls a puppyface at him or something.]

very not here

[catsgothistongue]

[And cause a big scene at your own wedding? Tsk tsk.]

so very not here

[indispensable]

[It's his wedding he can do what he wants!!]