Alhaitham (
indispensable) wrote in
shellphones2024-06-02 11:33 am
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text + image; an invitation
Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.
[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]

[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]
This is Alhaitham.
Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.
[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.
[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]

[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]
This is Alhaitham.
Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.
[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
text; un: xiaolanhua
Kaveh, you're getting married? How wonderful! I would love to attend.
text; un: paridisaea
[...he assumes this likely means Daqiang will also show up...
Eh it's probably fine.]
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Is there anything I can do to help?
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But if you really insist, making some flower decorations that are living and healthy for the guests would be lovely.
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What kind of flowers would you like?
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