text + image; an invitation

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Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[catsgothistongue]

Gotcha. I was joking asking that anyway.

[... Half-joking.]

[empyrean_mirror]

...I see.

Do me a favor and promise to make no jokes about any of the decor he picks, alright?

[catsgothistongue]

... Do I wanna know?

[empyrean_mirror]

It's his wedding too, Ranma, I am giving him the freedom to enjoy it.

[catsgothistongue]

That's not boding a lot of confidence, Kaveh.

[empyrean_mirror]

It doesn't need to.

I just need you to promise to keep your thoughts inside your head until it's done.

[catsgothistongue]

Fine, I can put a lid on it. No problem. [x] Can't turn out as bad as the last wedding I attended, so I'll play nice.

[For now anyway. He can gawk and stare when the big day comes.]

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

[catsgothistongue]

People had...

[Beat.]

Objections.

[empyrean_mirror]

...what kind of objections?

[catsgothistongue]

[...]

Do we gotta bring gifts?

[empyrean_mirror]

You're not obligated to.

What kind of objections, Ranma?

[catsgothistongue]

I'll bring one if I find something good enough.

[Pointedly dodging the question.]

[empyrean_mirror]

Ranma.

[catsgothistongue]

That's my name, don't wear it out.

[empyrean_mirror]

You know you're going to answer me eventually, may as well stop stalling.

[catsgothistongue]

... the crashing and exploding kind of objection.

[empyrean_mirror]

If anything explodes at my wedding I will be handling it.

[...do you feel a cold icy sense of death, Ranma?]

[catsgothistongue]

Don't be paranoid, none of those guys are even here! Besides, even if they were, they wouldn't have a reason to break up your wedding.

[He thought that was the wind.]

[empyrean_mirror]

I should hope not.

I just want to be clear on that point regardless.

[catsgothistongue]

I got it. Couldn't be anymore crystal clear if you tried.