text + image; an invitation

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Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

We already live together, why wait?

One piece is a bit of a stretch but I survived.

[activatingcombatmode]

That's the spirit!

I'm guessing you've got those back aches coming back?

1/2

[empyrean_mirror]

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[HE DROPPED HIS PHONE]

[empyrean_mirror]

ZACK THIS IS A PUBLIC POST

[activatingcombatmode]

What? I'm just talking about back pain?

[He's just teasing you, Kaveh!!]

But seriously, glad you're feeling better and things went well.

[empyrean_mirror]

Thank you.

Did you do alright? I don't really remember much.

[activatingcombatmode]

I guess my night went alright in the end.

[He totally doesn't want to rain on Kaveh's parade. He doesn't deserve that.]

[empyrean_mirror]

you only guess?

[he's pretty perceptive when he's sober, Zack.]

[activatingcombatmode]

[It also helps that Zack isn't all that hard to read too. He'll probably try to keep this brief.]

Yeah. Something came up with G'raha that kind of had to be figured out first.

Don't worry about it, though. Overall, the night turned out good.