text + image; an invitation

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Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

text; un: paridisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

Your presence is gift enough. Though if you truly insist, we won't stop you.

[netherese]

Don't you dare try to talk me out of it, it's only proper! My mother raised me properly. Even a world away, I'm certain she would be able to feel if I did not.

[empyrean_mirror]

Now, who am I to argue with that? We can't have you disappointing your mother, now.

[netherese]

Simply unthinkable! Besides, it's my pleasure to contribute to the day in some small way, given how important it is to the both of you. If you need any other sort of assistance, you need but say the word, my friend.

[empyrean_mirror]

At this rate we may mostly need someone to help corral all the people involved, I didn't expect quite this many people to be this excited about it.

[netherese]

And why shouldn't they be? You've made a fair few friends here on the high seas, I'm afraid! Naturally, those people would be eager to show their support.

[empyrean_mirror]

I suppose it just didn't really sink in just how many of you there were until I'm trying to put all of you in one place for a day.

Perhaps I shouldn't have anything too flammable in the decorations.