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Alhaitham ([personal profile] indispensable) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-06-02 11:33 am

text + image; an invitation

Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]


This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.


[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
empyrean_mirror: (28)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-03 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Lazy...

[Kaveh huffs, but his voice is unmistakeably dripping with fondness, running his hand through Alhaitham's hair and even pulling his fringe back out of his eyes a bit. He can't help but be fond of this ridiculous man. His husband...

...he likes the sound of that.]
empyrean_mirror: (30)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-04 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes...but you said you'd answer your phone before you fell asleep, Haitham.

[He says this, but Kaveh's lightly scritched at Alhaitham's scalp as he does, so who's really encouraging this laziness here?]
empyrean_mirror: (13)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-04 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Shameless. Lean up a little?

[Because it'll be more comfortable when Kaveh leans down to kiss him and reward this bad behavior.]
empyrean_mirror: (90)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-04 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaveh's certainly in no position to call him out on it, only really pulling away when the angle really makes his back complain.]

You are a menace.
empyrean_mirror: (53)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-04 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I may not be complaining, but I will get even, Alhaitham.

[That is a promise and a threat.]
empyrean_mirror: (11)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-04 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you do. Now, keep your promises.

[For now, the noseboop of justice.]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-04 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[It's fine, he will be rewarded with more scalp scritches. And Kaveh leaning slightly to read Alhaitham's screen, which leads to--]

...I wonder if adepti exist in other worlds?

[Because how else do we explain Daqiang?]