text + image; an invitation

[indispensable]

Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

[He will hunt you down in person, Heizou.]

I hope so.

You're not thinking of avoiding it, are you?

[book2thehead]

Oh? Did I say something to give you that impression?

[Besides the outright refusal to actually say that he'd be there-]

[empyrean_mirror]

More what you haven't said, Heizou.

[book2thehead]

Sorry, I'm not quite following.

[empyrean_mirror]

I would like it if you explicitly confirmed you intend to come.

[book2thehead]

Would you really be so disappointed if I got caught up in something and couldn't come?

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[indispensable]

Yes, he would.

[So you better come Heizou or else.]>

[book2thehead]

[Aaaand there he is.]

Congratulations to you, too, Alhaitham. :)

[indispensable]

Thank you.

Now, are you coming or not? We would like a definitive answer.

[book2thehead]

All right. I still really don't understand why you'd insist on my attendance, but I'll be there.

[indispensable]

Kaveh thinks of you as a friend, and so desires your attendance. It would make him happy.

[It's as simple as that.]

[book2thehead]

[That's the part he doesn't understand. But he won't argue that with Alhaitham.]

Well, assuming nothing urgent happens that gets in the way of it, I'll be there to share and multiply your joy~

[indispensable]

We'll make sure that there'll be fried food at the reception, then.

[Yes Heizou he knows your weakness.]

[book2thehead]

[That is not his weakness! ...It is just one of his few loves.]

Man alive. One day you'll both be forced to resort to offering something else in order to get me to do what you want.

[indispensable]

I suppose we'll see then.

[Anyway he has handled the situation so here you go senior, feel free to resume chatting with him.]

[empyrean_mirror]

will it stop working at some point?

[book2thehead]

I could get tired of it someday if you keep treating me. Or you might catch me when I've already eaten, or simply not in the mood!

[empyrean_mirror]

I've always thought of myself as an excellent problem solver, Heizou.

[book2thehead]

You're also quite incorrigible.

[empyrean_mirror]

Stubborn as an ox is how most people phrase it.

[book2thehead]

It IS an equally apt description for you, Kaveh. ;P