Alhaitham (
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shellphones2024-06-02 11:33 am
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text + image; an invitation
Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.
[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]

[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]
This is Alhaitham.
Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.
[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.
[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]

[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]
This is Alhaitham.
Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.
[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]
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I'm sure the cooks in the crew wouldn't mind pitching in if you really needed it. But if you wanted my own personal services...
Do you have an officiant?
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Wait, can you do that?
[you're neither a priest or a government official???]
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He'll be okay, just for one day.]
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Kaveh may do his best to be okay, but he has to remember now that he's not alone. After all, is this not part of what this is meant to be?]
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Unless you're the religious sort, wouldn't be too difficult. Granted I'll need to brush up on the regulations here, but me being a captain of a ship and crew should already improve my standing.
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However I suppose having a backup would not be the worst course of action.
[Given his uh. History. Of getting into trouble—BUT NO HE SHOULD BE FINE???]
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Not to worry, just a little joke.
[Mostly.]
Now, will this be a formal affair? Or something simpler?
[He's seen both types so can't hurt to ask.]
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But if people want to get dressed up I'm certainly not opposed to that either.
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Assuming I can be your officiant, I suppose I won't have much of a choice in the matter.
But I have to ask, is Clive giving you trouble?
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But I have a pretty good idea who I'm tossing a bouquet at.
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