text + image; an invitation

[indispensable]

Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[legendofthelion]

But that doesn't have anything to do with the designs on YOUR hands. Right?

Shouldn't Alhaitham's be his own idea?

[Let him integrate sacabambaspis into his design.]

[empyrean_mirror]

...Yes.

[He is going to find a way to make those little fuckers gorgeous.]

[legendofthelion]

Soooo are you gonna let him draw on your hands or you need someone to handle you.

[empyrean_mirror]

oh god

i'm gonna have to give him strict instructions

[legendofthelion]

You know you have ways to make this easier for yourself.

[Like, ask for help.]

[empyrean_mirror]

but it's more romantic if he does my hands too...

[Dehya he's hopeless.]

action

[indispensable]

[Just giving Kaveh a look here because of course he was going to do henna on your hands?? Why did you think he wouldn't??]

[empyrean_mirror]

[He knows? That's the plan??? He just forgot about his designs thinking about yours!!!!]

[indispensable]

[Well time to correct that mistake then, senior. Chop chop, those henna designs won't actualize themselves.]