text + image; an invitation

[indispensable]

Type: Text (with image)
Sender ID: vulturvolans (Alhaitham)
To: Public
Subject: Wedding Invitation
Warnings: 500% Gay. You have been warned.

[This particular image will appear on the network without any prior warning one fine day. One will quickly be able to deduce that it is a photo taken from a collection of similar looking invites nearby.]


[Transcript:
Kaveh & Alhaitham
Invite you to share our joy
June 18th
Latrommi (Ignore the fact that it says Eltrut shhh)]

This is Alhaitham.

Kaveh and I are hosting a celebration as detailed above. RSVP with him if you wish to attend so that we can make the necessary arrangements. You may also do the same with me, but note that I have changed my shellphone ID to the one you currently see.

[...and yeah he's just gonna end it there. Eloquent as always, huh?]

Comments

[tilfrosset]

Is Alhaitham from Teyvat too?

[empyrean_mirror]

Yes...?

[uh-oh.]

[tilfrosset]

So in Teyvat, with this custom of yours, how do you choose who gets the gift and who loses out?

[empyrean_mirror]

um

fascinating question I'll get back to you on that

[RETREAT RETREAT]

[tilfrosset]

Kaveh.

You're a poor liar. Almost as bad as Clive and I didn't think anybody could reach his level.

[Bro, she wasn't buying this custom claim for a minute.]