Video | Parents Suck~

[nutsornothing]

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing
To: Public
Subject: Why do parents suck so much?
Warnings: Mentions of death.

I'm back. Did ya miss me?
 

[Standing upon the water's edge of Eltrut's beach, Denji can be found skipping rocks into the depths of the ocean proper. His focus on the crashing waves with his bare feet absorbed by the rushing waters, a stoic expression washed over his features as he sighs solemnly.]
 

So who else had shitty parents growing up, huh?
 

[A small pause before tossing another rock into the sea, plopping himself down onto the ground before turning his full attention towards the feed.]
 

I don't remember much about my mom she died when I was real young from a heart condition but at least she wasn't around to see how big of a prick my dad turned out to be. He was a real piece of crap all my life until he crooked and left me with his problems too. 
 

[Denji wasn't about to tell the masses what actually happened to his father after finding out none too recently but that was besides the point here. A half amused burst of laughter erupts as he tries to lighten the mood a bit grinning fiendishly.]
 

I can't be the only one around here with an asshole for a parent so what's all your stories?

Comments

[brokenlight]

[Is this something people become best friends over?!]

Wha--why did your dad try to kill you?

[nutsornothing]

Because he's a piece of trash who drank too much and hated everything including me.

[Your turn, Ventus.]

How about you dude?

[brokenlight]

[...What kind of dad is that?

Ventus is quiet for a moment. Is it okay to say it here? Well, he's already gone far enough.]

The first one because I wasn't what he wanted me to be, and the other one thought it'd make our world safer.

[Does...the second one make things better??]

[nutsornothing]

Sounds like you had some shitty parents too so you can join the club!

[His mind reeling as he processes something before yelling out the first thing that comes to fruition.]

Wait hold a second- Are you saying you had two dads?! How the hell does that work!?

[brokenlight]

[Do you...do you really want to know the love story between two grandpas? DO YOU. Because Ventus doesn't even know.]

Uh, the first one dropped me off to his old friend and then that guy became my second guardian.

[Why Eraqus specifically? He also doesn't really see what's wrong here. What's wrong with having two dads?]

[nutsornothing]

Oh so they weren't together like Zack and G'raha kinda thing I gotcha.

[Don't mind him Ventus he's an idiot.]

[brokenlight]

[YOU'RE CONFUSING HIM.]

Who?

[What. Zack's name is a little familiar, but the other one, no clue.]

[nutsornothing]

Zack and G'raha are two love birds here in Escordvi that are doing the nasty together.

[Cue the shit eating grin plastered over his lips as he laughs hysterically at his own joke.]

Zack's super chill and he's been like a big bro to me we eat cake and kick ass! Don't know much about G'raha to be honest he looks like a cat boy but don't call him that or he might get pissed off.

[brokenlight]

[Denji why. WHY.]

They sound like pretty good people to get to know, though. [Pause.] This G'raha really looks like a cat?

[Yup. He's now fixated on that.]

[nutsornothing]

Yeah dude!! He's got pointy ears and a fluffy tail like a cat that waves back and forth when he's happy and everything it's wild!!

[A hand framing his face as he puzzles his next idiotic thought aloud.]

I wonder if he likes cat food too...Like fish and that gross wet food they love so much.