oh good, another hedgehog

[spinsandneedles]

Type: Video
Sender ID: spinsandneedles (Sonic)
To: General Public
Subject: new phone who dis
Warnings: furries

[Sup buckaroos, this strange looking blue creature pops into focus after fiddling with his shellphone (a pun that he absolutely appreciates, good job whoever invented these). Despite the fact that he's stuck here on this weirdo wet planet with all this damn water, he seems to be pretty cheerful!]

There we go, I think... I'm just gonna assume this is recording-- Aaaand, hi everybody! My name's Sonic, I'm new here, and I'm pretty eager to dig into whatever's going on here and help out however I can! If you need something done fast, I'm your guy. Pssst, this is how you make an introduction other hedgehog, take notes.

Anyway, nice to meet everyone! And I do mean everyone. I get around real quick and I have no chill, you can't avoid me forever! That'ssss about all I've got for now-- Oh! So, asking for a friend, does anyone happen to have any spare like, pool noodles or y'know, floaty things. That float in water? I-- that is, my real friend that I have that I'm asking for kinda swims like a boulder. And this planet is like, really wet? Sooooo.

Yeah! I'll catch you all later.

Comments

[spinsandneedles]

[oh no OH NO THAT'S SUCH A BAD SIGN]

It's just hot dogs with chili on it? There's hot dogs, right?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Why the hell would someone put chili on a dog???

[spinsandneedles]

Not a dog dog, a hot dog! It's a-- a sausage! Ah man, no chili dogs!? Are you kidding me right now!?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

....Wait if it's just a sausage with chili on it, I can probably just...make that?

Plus there's a ton of places to eat around here, I'm sure someone could whip up something based on that request.

[spinsandneedles]

Hmmmm. Fair enough. I might just have to show everyone how to do it right, but I think I can make this work.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

What do you mean "do it right" how the hell hard could it be?

[spinsandneedles]

If you don't have the right chili to cheese to onion to mustard ratio, you'll ruin the whole thing. It's an art, dude.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay, now I'm curious.

Question, how spicy is the chili? I can't really do spicy things.

[spinsandneedles]

That's up to preference! You can be pretty flexible with the chili. Some people like spicy, some don't!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Alright, I admit I enjoy trying new foods. If I can't make this, you gotta tell me who can so I can give it a try myself.

[spinsandneedles]

One of my top priorities is finding a reliable chili dog chef, I will absolutely let you know if I find anyone!