[Beat's fervent reaction got a big laugh out of the pigtailed teen, lasting a solid five second.]

Haha... Chill, man. I'm just teasing you here.

[Being serious now, he sits back, mulling over the problem.]

So, you and your girlfriend both dropped here, and you couldn't remember her. When you did, you decided to do the brilliant idea of playing dumb and pretend you and her weren't a thing. And now you've got a scorned lover on your hands after she caught you in a lie. Did I get any of that wrong?