[Sad thing is he's not even trying to.]

Have you tried getting her a gift? Or take her out somewhere nice on a date? That works for me whenever a girl's pissed at me.

[Sometimes, other times it goes disastrously. Buuuuut he's opened his big mouth one time too many today, so he's going to neglect mentioning that. Besides, Beat's circumstance and his are two completely different stories.]