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Join the Raiders of the Lost Arts
Type: Video
Sender ID: emet-sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public
Subject: Join the Raiders of the Lost Arts
Warnings: Extremely cringe/cheesy theatrics maybe
[ It's been a little while since Emet-Selch has had cause to put on a performance. His last one - half-hearted one may argue but no less sincere - had ended satisfactorily. The curtains falling on a bittersweet end and the night passing its baton to the dawn of a new day. This performance isn't nearly so dire nor so serious. But Emet-Selch takes it seriously regardless.
After all, there's not much point in a research vessel when there's hardly any researchers to fill it.
When the video feed switches on, his smile is already in place: thin, bordering on a smirk, yet congenial. For those who know him, this is a lot more life than most of them will have seen from him in the past year. ]
Greetings, newcomers and latecomers. I am Emet-Selch. Acting captain of the Raiders of the Lost Arts crew.
[ He's holding the shellphone in true 'selfie' fashion. The vacant deck of the Phantom Moon can be seen behind him, fin-like sails furled. Keener eyes may recognise it as being docked in Eltrut. Their crew are on the island somewhere enjoying some time off.
With a grandiose sweep of his arm, he turns the camera away from him so that people can take in the ship. It's largely in the style of a Chinese junk (credit to original captain's player for the image). ]
We're currently seeking some intrepid people to join our little band. As you can see, we have ample room and quarters...
[ The camera moves towards the inner corridor, pausing in front of the kitchen, the workshop laboratory, and one of the empty cabins. ]
While research of the old and unusual is our little crew's aim, we will gladly welcome anyone who feels their niche interests are unsupported by their circumstances. [ Emet-Selch leans back into frame briefly here to wink. ] Be you poisoner, cook, or mad scientist: don't worry - we shan't judge.
[ At that moment, a strange creature pops its head up. It opens its beak and tries to bite Emet-Selch's phone and tug it away from him. There's soft cursing in a harsh, unrecognisable language before one can hear him calling to someone. ]
Professor, your bird is at it again!
[ There's some tussling and the feed cuts out briefly (although there is still the sound of two men negotiating with the robot bird). Once the image returns, it is steady. The creature is presumably being manhandled away from the camera. Emet-Selch clears his throat. ]
Ahem! Besides the usual facilities, we have a garden in which you may take your ease should your work grow too tiresome.
[ He moves towards the back of the ship now and points the shellphone camera at lush-looking smaller personal ship that functions as a floating garden. After ample time, the camera pulls back and Emet-Selch's face returns to the screen as he walks back to the centre of the ship. ]
Should you desire a more quiet, private setting, however, you may also make use of our island base. Alas, that is a place whose location I cannot divulge unless one is a part of the crew. So should you be interested, do come find us at Eltrut. We shall be docked here until tensions settle.
Ah! Speaking of which, we care not which armada has claimed you. All intellectual curiosity is welcome.
[ With one last smile and a trill of his fingers, the feed endsand Emet proceeds to lie down in embarrassment for an hour. ]
Sender ID: emet-sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public
Subject: Join the Raiders of the Lost Arts
Warnings: Extremely cringe/cheesy theatrics maybe
[ It's been a little while since Emet-Selch has had cause to put on a performance. His last one - half-hearted one may argue but no less sincere - had ended satisfactorily. The curtains falling on a bittersweet end and the night passing its baton to the dawn of a new day. This performance isn't nearly so dire nor so serious. But Emet-Selch takes it seriously regardless.
After all, there's not much point in a research vessel when there's hardly any researchers to fill it.
When the video feed switches on, his smile is already in place: thin, bordering on a smirk, yet congenial. For those who know him, this is a lot more life than most of them will have seen from him in the past year. ]
Greetings, newcomers and latecomers. I am Emet-Selch. Acting captain of the Raiders of the Lost Arts crew.
[ He's holding the shellphone in true 'selfie' fashion. The vacant deck of the Phantom Moon can be seen behind him, fin-like sails furled. Keener eyes may recognise it as being docked in Eltrut. Their crew are on the island somewhere enjoying some time off.
With a grandiose sweep of his arm, he turns the camera away from him so that people can take in the ship. It's largely in the style of a Chinese junk (credit to original captain's player for the image). ]
We're currently seeking some intrepid people to join our little band. As you can see, we have ample room and quarters...
[ The camera moves towards the inner corridor, pausing in front of the kitchen, the workshop laboratory, and one of the empty cabins. ]
While research of the old and unusual is our little crew's aim, we will gladly welcome anyone who feels their niche interests are unsupported by their circumstances. [ Emet-Selch leans back into frame briefly here to wink. ] Be you poisoner, cook, or mad scientist: don't worry - we shan't judge.
[ At that moment, a strange creature pops its head up. It opens its beak and tries to bite Emet-Selch's phone and tug it away from him. There's soft cursing in a harsh, unrecognisable language before one can hear him calling to someone. ]
Professor, your bird is at it again!
[ There's some tussling and the feed cuts out briefly (although there is still the sound of two men negotiating with the robot bird). Once the image returns, it is steady. The creature is presumably being manhandled away from the camera. Emet-Selch clears his throat. ]
Ahem! Besides the usual facilities, we have a garden in which you may take your ease should your work grow too tiresome.
[ He moves towards the back of the ship now and points the shellphone camera at lush-looking smaller personal ship that functions as a floating garden. After ample time, the camera pulls back and Emet-Selch's face returns to the screen as he walks back to the centre of the ship. ]
Should you desire a more quiet, private setting, however, you may also make use of our island base. Alas, that is a place whose location I cannot divulge unless one is a part of the crew. So should you be interested, do come find us at Eltrut. We shall be docked here until tensions settle.
Ah! Speaking of which, we care not which armada has claimed you. All intellectual curiosity is welcome.
[ With one last smile and a trill of his fingers, the feed ends
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At the moment: myself, Professor Turo, and a man called Dojima.
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He's not great with technology.]Would you accept a temporary traveler? There are things I like to look into when I have time to travel. [You know, before Eggman gets to anything dangerous.] I can fight, so I won't be of any inconvnience. Your crew can keep whatever you find.
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Are you searching for something in particular?
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Ah, of course. A true wanderer.
If you have time, I should like to meet you face to face so that I can take your measure. What was your name again?
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Shadow. I have time to spare right now. To where you are docked?
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All of this, going on inside a small 3 feet tall dark hedgehog at their doorstep.]
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After a minute, he realises that this...diminutive creature is here to see him. The wandering adventurer? He marks his spot in the book, sets it aside, and stands to hail them. ]
Would you be 'Shadow'?
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It has.He becomes more guarded because of that, still coming on board once hailed.]
Emet-Selch, was it? [Hello to you too.]
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[ They're taller than a lalafel, now that they're close enough for him to make the comparison. What strange anatomy... If he had simply spotted them offhand elsewhere, he would have assumed that they were a creature rather than a person.
Well, the look he gives Shadow now is a more normal, appraising one this time. ]
So, you say you can fight. What is your style?
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I see, I see. May I ask what sort of weapons? I can't imagine we'll need to worry about anything worse than a boarding by rogues or the odd sea beast but I can try to have some of your preferred weapons available on hand just in case your fists are inadequate.
[ Shadow makes himself sound like an assassin. But that is also something Emet-Selch thinks is not worth prying into. ]
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I don't require much when it comes to accomodations either. Just a private room is adequate.
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[ Emet-Selch, however, is confident in his own abilities. He gestures towards the end of the ship where all the private cabins are. ]
Fortunately you can have you pick of the rooms as we've a small crew at the moment. Now...
[ While Emet-Selch adopts a fairly hands-off approach to things (usually), it would be remiss of him not to address what he saw earlier. Or at least see if Shadow himself is even aware of it. ]
Is there anything I ought to be aware of before I take you on board as our travelling mercenary?
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The question presented gives him pause. The choice of words, what he felt when Emet-Selch first laid eyes on him. They percieved something from him.]
No. [And it is none of their concern. Truly, he doesn't see an issue worth bringing up or matter to the members of this crew to know.]
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[ So either Shadow doesn't know or doesn't want to say. Well, that's fine. Emet-Selch may have once been in the business of making and keeping secrets but there's no need for him to care about other people's affairs here.
That said... ]
I only ask that you let me know ahead of time of anything that might endanger the ship or its crew. I do have a responsibility to keep everyone on it safe after all.
[ With a congenial smile that gives absolutely nothing away about his inner thoughts, he starts to stroll over to the crew cabins. ]
Let's pick out a room for you, hmm? If you want another tour, I would be happy to guide you.
(ooc: Feel free to sign Shadow up here to make it official!)
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Only if there's something you feel that you missed in your broadcast. I can explore the ships myself after you show me a room.
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[ He shall lead the way to the rooms where Shadow can have his pick of the unoccupied ones. Emet-Selch will put up a sign later on the door. ]
If you need me, I'm usually in the laboratory or my room.
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He follows after him, glancing at the available rooms.] And the laboratory is located where? [He'll come to a halt at one of available rooms at one of the ends, with the only room next door still unoccupied. Preferable to have fewer to none neighbors.]
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--and my room is further down. I have a ward on the door against intruders so make sure you knock first.
[ Nothing personal. ]
I'll leave you to settle in and explore then, shall I?
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But his soul signature is there to remind Emet-Selch that their presence is still on the ship. And then it will eventually start to move away from the ship. Without any sort of annoucement of his departure, he just leaves when he was finished, if not interrupted by anyone.]