emet_sulk: (20 my dearest grandson)
Solus zos Galvus ([personal profile] emet_sulk) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-03-05 01:53 am

Join the Raiders of the Lost Arts

Type: Video
Sender ID: emet-sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public
Subject: Join the Raiders of the Lost Arts
Warnings: Extremely cringe/cheesy theatrics maybe

[ It's been a little while since Emet-Selch has had cause to put on a performance. His last one - half-hearted one may argue but no less sincere - had ended satisfactorily. The curtains falling on a bittersweet end and the night passing its baton to the dawn of a new day. This performance isn't nearly so dire nor so serious. But Emet-Selch takes it seriously regardless.

After all, there's not much point in a research vessel when there's hardly any researchers to fill it.

When the video feed switches on, his smile is already in place: thin, bordering on a smirk, yet congenial. For those who know him, this is a lot more life than most of them will have seen from him in the past year. ]


Greetings, newcomers and latecomers. I am Emet-Selch. Acting captain of the Raiders of the Lost Arts crew.

[ He's holding the shellphone in true 'selfie' fashion. The vacant deck of the Phantom Moon can be seen behind him, fin-like sails furled. Keener eyes may recognise it as being docked in Eltrut. Their crew are on the island somewhere enjoying some time off.

With a grandiose sweep of his arm, he turns the camera away from him so that people can take in the ship. It's largely in the style of a Chinese junk (credit to original captain's player for the image). ]


We're currently seeking some intrepid people to join our little band. As you can see, we have ample room and quarters...

[ The camera moves towards the inner corridor, pausing in front of the kitchen, the workshop laboratory, and one of the empty cabins. ]

While research of the old and unusual is our little crew's aim, we will gladly welcome anyone who feels their niche interests are unsupported by their circumstances. [ Emet-Selch leans back into frame briefly here to wink. ] Be you poisoner, cook, or mad scientist: don't worry - we shan't judge.

[ At that moment, a strange creature pops its head up. It opens its beak and tries to bite Emet-Selch's phone and tug it away from him. There's soft cursing in a harsh, unrecognisable language before one can hear him calling to someone. ]

Professor, your bird is at it again!

[ There's some tussling and the feed cuts out briefly (although there is still the sound of two men negotiating with the robot bird). Once the image returns, it is steady. The creature is presumably being manhandled away from the camera. Emet-Selch clears his throat. ]

Ahem! Besides the usual facilities, we have a garden in which you may take your ease should your work grow too tiresome.

[ He moves towards the back of the ship now and points the shellphone camera at lush-looking smaller personal ship that functions as a floating garden. After ample time, the camera pulls back and Emet-Selch's face returns to the screen as he walks back to the centre of the ship. ]

Should you desire a more quiet, private setting, however, you may also make use of our island base. Alas, that is a place whose location I cannot divulge unless one is a part of the crew. So should you be interested, do come find us at Eltrut. We shall be docked here until tensions settle.

Ah! Speaking of which, we care not which armada has claimed you. All intellectual curiosity is welcome.


[ With one last smile and a trill of his fingers, the feed ends and Emet proceeds to lie down in embarrassment for an hour. ]
wherethereislight: (time to blow some shit up)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-07 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[...So this is the crew Turo was talking about. He spoke positively, but Shadow's not one to take people's words right away, wanting to make his own opinions. Also he's staying video because texting is tedious. He's not great with technology.]

Would you accept a temporary traveler? There are things I like to look into when I have time to travel. [You know, before Eggman gets to anything dangerous.] I can fight, so I won't be of any inconvnience. Your crew can keep whatever you find.
wherethereislight: (they're monologuing again)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-08 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Just to see what's out there to discover. [Much vague.]
wherethereislight: (try to see through me)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Take his measure...probably doesn't mean actual measure.]

Shadow. I have time to spare right now. To where you are docked?
wherethereislight: (squints harder)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood. I will be there shortly. [He looks over the message once more, noting the appearance of their ship before heading out. It probably won't take Shadow no more than five minutes to arrive after their conversation. Emet might even sense a dense amount of energy suddenly within the ship's vicinity before seeing him. It's chaotic, almost boundless, a disruptive force ready to erupt beneath the surface, but somehow being contained by something. It all felt unnatural and underneath it all, was a soul, bright and warm, untouched by any impurities, a contradiction among the chaos. It felt like being held in a warm embrace, something trying to keep it from corruption.

All of this, going on inside a small 3 feet tall dark hedgehog at their doorstep.]
wherethereislight: (....not having this)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-12 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[People staring at him is nothing new. He just goes on with whatever he's doing without a care except...the eyes that are on him belong to the one who is suppose to meet him. He'd roll his eyes with how long they were taking, but something about the way Emet-Selch was looking at him felt odd. They were looking at him, yet somehow pass him. It's hard to explain. Maybe it's nothing and it's just him being his usual wariness towards someone new, but when has his intuition ever been wrong? It has.

He becomes more guarded because of that, still coming on board once hailed.]


Emet-Selch, was it? [Hello to you too.]
wherethereislight: (give me a break)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-14 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pardon as he continues to glare up at them.] Unarmed, proficiency in weapons, anything I don't know I learn quickly. If you need something taken care of quickly, I can handle that.
wherethereislight: (time to blow some shit up)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-18 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Anything. Guns and swords, I suppose. Even if you couldn't, I'll use an enemy's weapon if I have to. [Resourceful, because he has to be.]

I don't require much when it comes to accomodations either. Just a private room is adequate.
wherethereislight: (on my own terms)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-19 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Most men aren't the Ultimate Lifeform. Created to perform feats others can only dream. All possibilities are open to him if he so chooses to take them. Such is the belief from a once brilliant scientist that created him to have limitless potential.

The question presented gives him pause. The choice of words, what he felt when Emet-Selch first laid eyes on him. They percieved something from him.]


No. [And it is none of their concern. Truly, he doesn't see an issue worth bringing up or matter to the members of this crew to know.]
wherethereislight: (try to see through me)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Understood. [A fair request that he will respect as a guest on their ship. As long as they don't inconvinience him. Their statement though has him pondering on what they had gleaned. Then again, he has never exactly been considered friendly or approachable.]

Only if there's something you feel that you missed in your broadcast. I can explore the ships myself after you show me a room.
wherethereislight: (squints harder)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-25 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[...He doesn't see a reason why he would need to go there either. They're keeping it for sentimental reasons it sounds like. A nod.

He follows after him, glancing at the available rooms.]
And the laboratory is located where? [He'll come to a halt at one of available rooms at one of the ends, with the only room next door still unoccupied. Preferable to have fewer to none neighbors.]
wherethereislight: (wherever you go)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-03-30 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[A glance is all Emet-Selch gets that he acknowledges what they've said. And then he walks off to explore and familiarize himself of the key points on this ship. He will eventually end up on the floating garden and end spending much of his time on there. One would think he had already left when there was no further movement from them.

But his soul signature is there to remind Emet-Selch that their presence is still on the ship. And then it will eventually start to move away from the ship. Without any sort of annoucement of his departure, he just leaves when he was finished, if not interrupted by anyone.]