reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Get Off My Lawn!)
Dr. Eggman ([personal profile] reneggadetinkerer) wrote in [community profile] shellphones 2025-04-13 11:23 pm (UTC)

Preposterous! That's impossible! I have no need for a family! If there is anything I need, I build it! And the only thing I need is for everyone to stop with all of this family nonsense!

Besides, I already adore myself as I am! I have no need for another me unless that other me is useful in my eternal machinations!

[He's sputtering so angrily he's practically red in the face.]

And another thing! Everyone knows that crossing paths with a parallel displaced duplicate is a recipe for a spatial paradox! And while I revel in wanton destruction, I only do so when it benefits me! Come back when you've learned the ins and outs of basic space-time you precocious pink prevaricator!

[He's. He's so angry. He's so angry that Amy is from the future and is clearly messing with him.]

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