[Unfortunately Blitzø wouldn't mind being called a monster OR having a sword pointed at him, so he will continue to avoid processing his trauma. Born and raised, baby.] Oh, you know it! Wouldn't miss it for the world.

[He will get them in SO much trouble, but barring that one time in court he's actually pretty damn good at getting right back out of it. Charisma, or something. He makes another startled microexpression, and then sets his chin in one hand and grins at the screen.] Yeah? Maybe I wanna take a couple pictures with you, what say you to that? [He'll do his best to not sharpie out his own face.] Man, there are a weird amount of bird people here.

No, you're absolutely right! Even with the circumstances being kind of shit, it definitely would have been way cooler if it bled snow-- and I don't even mean that in a dad joke way!! [He extracts his flintlock from his coat and spins it on a claw, winking.] Usually I go for this baby for one-hits, but-- the sword was what I had on-hand. [He squints at her.] Speaking from experience?