scooba: (Dog Nightmare)
Freminet "the cute but deadly one" ([personal profile] scooba) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-01-05 06:32 pm

This is awkward

Type: Text
Sender ID: Pers, Freminet
To: Everyone
Subject: Who wants to talk about the ocean?
Warnings: N/A

I'm sorry about this but is there anyone who wants to talk about the ocean?

[Happy now, Sherlock?? He's talking about this!!]
obliviscere: (zAOCdWCangeltear)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-01-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to. What about the ocean do you want to talk about?
oathkeeper: <user name=vhazzrhossze site=tumblr.com> (☀ 2)

[personal profile] oathkeeper 2026-01-06 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
the ocean! yeah! i love the ocean! let me talk about the ocean!!everything about the ocean is the best! The fish, the seashells, the seasalt breeze, riding the waves!! i could talk about the ocean every day!
encoreinthedeep: (contact must be made)

text; un: encoreinthedeep

[personal profile] encoreinthedeep 2026-01-06 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ This ocean man... will not take you by the hand, both because this is online and he is socially awkward, but he can talk about the land he understands. ]

Ask your questions.

[... this is what "talking about the ocean" means, right. ]
encoreinthedeep: (contact must be made)

[personal profile] encoreinthedeep 2026-01-06 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too broad. Rephrase your question.

... is what Ulpianus types out at first. But he has to account for the fact that he is unfamiliar with this person, and written correspondence like this does not allow for transfer of non-verbal information. It may be worth to expound a little. ]


Broadly formed questions are ineffective for exchanging knowledge. Specify an area that interests you.
refantasma: (pic#16304235)

NOT HERE.

[personal profile] refantasma 2026-01-06 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nico reads this the best he can. Makes a mental note to distract Sora from the ocean.]
sunbursted: (18125793)

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[personal profile] sunbursted 2026-01-06 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. I haven't been near an ocean in a while, but I love swimming in the water. There's something really freeing about it. Maybe because the edges are so spread out, you know?

What did you have in mind to talk about? Or are we just spouting out things we like?
astudyinviolet: Sherlock smiling after enabling Napoleon (⩑ The Man with the Twisted Grin)

not here

[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-01-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And to think that the guy who Sherlock was thinking of hasn't even shown yet, but look at these responses.

See? Make some ocean friends, Freminet.
]
obliviscere: (3501084 (8))

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-01-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you really like the ocean! I've been trying to learn to swim better. I didn't get much of a chance to until this place
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[personal profile] makoglow 2026-01-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
What is it about the ocean that you like?
oathkeeper: <user name=vhazzrhossze site=tumblr.com> (☀ 11)

[personal profile] oathkeeper 2026-01-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Freminet just had to post something that's incredibly targeted at the ocean islander boy. Take him or leave him!]

about the ocean? i guess a lot! i was born on an island so i was in the ocean all the time as a kid. i learned how to swim in the ocean before a pool, even.
oathkeeper: <user name=vhazzrhossze site=tumblr.com> (☄28)

[personal profile] oathkeeper 2026-01-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[NICO NO]
obliviscere: (3501084 (4))

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-01-07 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not directly! I've mostly been trying on my own
encoreinthedeep: (boundaries must be kept)

[personal profile] encoreinthedeep 2026-01-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ He actually does. Meet a fellow sea nerd, Freminet! ]

Elaborate on the differences between this ocean and your homeland.

[ His fingers hover over the shellphone for a moment. It's highly unlikely, but... ]

Are you familiar with Aegir?
encoreinthedeep: (natural holdfast)

[personal profile] encoreinthedeep 2026-01-07 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, it was a long shot, and in truth it's better if there aren't other Aegir here. For their own good. (This is not a threat it's how he expresses worrying about people.)

But the words about chaos and changes set off warning bells in Ulpianus's head. ]


What changes have you experienced?

[ Oh, right, he was told about the local etiquette before asking questions proactively. Hopefully only once will suffice and not before every question. ]

Please and thank you.

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