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« MANTA Board: Shiver Me Tinders! »

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 17:19:18 GMT

Posted by: seaboards

SHIVER ME TINDERS

Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)
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first ⚔️ tomatoes are veggies

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 17:04:17 GMT

Posted by: rokubro

Type: Text
Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
To: Public
Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
Warnings: Chaos and ragebaiting

[There is only the following message depicted in this picture:]

[text version for those who can't see the image:

Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

This is an open post that anyone can threadjack and comment to anyone!]

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(no subject)

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 09:28:41 GMT

Posted by: emet_sulk

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public (accident)
Subject: (no subject)
Warnings: It's a creepy picture

[ He meant to send this privately to Hythlodaeus. But he was so pressed about it that he sent it the wrong way.

The image is a picture of the bounty notice and NOT the actual creature itself. ]

I TOLD you we shouldn't have taken that thing

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Whale Man Tries to Turn Around And Walk Back Into the Rift

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 11:31:08 GMT

Posted by: encoreinthedeep

Type: Text
Sender ID: encoreinthedeep (Ulpianus)
To: Everyone
Subject: Return
Warnings: None

Requesting all available information on how to return to my own world.

[ He sends this message within ten seconds of receiving his shellphone. ]

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This is awkward

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 23:35:30 GMT

Posted by: scooba

Type: Text
Sender ID: Pers, Freminet
To: Everyone
Subject: Who wants to talk about the ocean?
Warnings: N/A

I'm sorry about this but is there anyone who wants to talk about the ocean?

[Happy now, Sherlock?? He's talking about this!!]

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Who made this?

Sat, 03 Jan 2026 16:24:30 GMT

Posted by: emet_sulk

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet_sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public
Subject: Who made this?
Warnings: Cursed horse

[ It's just a photograph taken of one of this month's bounty targets and presented with nothing more than a simple, terse message: ]

Who made this?

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text; a birthday gift

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 00:29:08 GMT

Posted by: makoglow

Type: Text
Sender ID: makoglow (Cloud Strife)
To: Public, but with Shame
Subject: Stringed Instruments
Warnings: Silliness

Does anyone know how to play a stringed instrument?

[ Cloud got an unique gift for his birthday and now has to figure out how to play it. ]

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Video | Mini Rifts

Fri, 09 May 2025 03:08:44 GMT

Posted by: planetwhisperer

Type: Video

Sender ID: planetwhisperer (Aerith)
To: Public
Subject: Need a Lift
Warnings: N/A

Hello~.

[She waved cutely at the camera.]

I seem to have found myself in a bit of a predicament. One second I was on our ship and the next- I found myself here. Wherever here is.

Hey, Avalanche! Don't worry about me. I'm fine. No harm done.

But I could use a ride back to somewhere that my crew could find me later if anyone's in the area?

Hmm. Kinda reminds me of Costa del Sol. Oh, um. This area:

[She pans the camera around to give a view of her surroundings. Aerith isn't familiar enough to recognize it, but for anyone who might it looks like she might be on Latrommi island.]

Thank you!

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voice

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:06:22 GMT

Posted by: makoglow

Type: Voice
Sender ID: makoglow - Cloud Strife
To: General
Subject: Where the hell am I
Warnings: None, I think

[ There's no video feed here and even the audio quality isn't great. It's like there's a degree of interference. And then comes Cloud's grunt. ]

--the hell am --? [ Yeah that static isn't clearing up. ] Can -- hear me?

[ Well Cloud sure hopes so! ]

Assholes --- me ---. Just woke --- and I -- no idea where --- -- --. Going to try --- break ---. Took -- materia and ----. Will just have -- --- them some payback.

[ Well it seems to go quiet on his end... Is that a good thing. Or... ]

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Scrambled Egg Zone Act I

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 01:06:09 GMT

Posted by: reneggadetinkerer

Type: VIDEO
Sender ID: reneggadetinkerer (Dr. Robotnik)
To: General Public
Subject: Introductions
Warnings: ~THEATRICS~

[The first thing you might notice on the screen is a bulbous pink nose. A nose from under which a massive, aburn, magnificent mustache extends off to either side like the bristles of two enormous brushes. Only then might you notice the glint of dark spectacles completely enshrouding the eyes of the one beginning this broadcast. As he pulls his shellphone away, you get the full picture; a rotund man that simply exudes the aura of a mad genius.]

Attention! As loathsome as it is to admit this, I appear to be stranded on this overly moist macrocosm like the rest of you. The accommodations I've found myself in are abhorrent, frankly, and I refuse to live like a deckswab. As such, I'm taking it upon myself to begin searching for more appropriate facilities so that I might continue my work. If anyone out there knows of any...let's say...recently vacated warehouses or factories...or, better yet, an island that I may lay claim to as my own, I can repay you with the knowledge that you've helped secure the great Dr. Ivo Robotnik a place where he can properly work. For the betterment of...everyone.

Apparently. Pah.

Oh, and if there's anyone out there versed in this "magitech" I keep hearing about, make yourself known! I'll have you disclose your findings so that I might better ascertain the nature of this technological power. Better yet, if you have anything worth disassembling, bring it to me.

But don't expect compensation!

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{Video | Crescent Moon}

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 12:46:15 GMT

Posted by: prince_of_the_moon

Type: Text
Sender ID: crescentmoon (Sesshomaru)
To: General Public
Subject: Since communicating is so easy, why not make use of it?
Warnings: TBD

What do you value most? How far would you go to protect it?

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text / un; GOLDEN

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 04:49:54 GMT

Posted by: bearhowling

Type: Video, Voice, or Text
Sender ID: bearhowling (sakata kintoki)
To: All of you GOLDEN people!
Subject: G.O.L.D.
Warnings: Everything is Golden!

yo any1 got any Golden plans for xmas????

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« manta board: a thousand words »

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 19:19:28 GMT

Posted by: seaboards

WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

This posting is listed in big bold swirly letters on all Manta Boards:

AHOY! HELP WANTED. THINK YOU’VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE FACE OF ESCORDVI’S VERY FIRST ADVENT CALENDAR? POST YOUR GLAMOROUS PICTURES TODAY. POST THEM NOW!

A group of collaborators is looking to put together Escordvi’s very first annual advent calendar. For its inaugural year, they want to compile a collection of pictures of beautiful riftfarers to represent each month. These pictures can range anywhere from beauty shots, to thirsty body shots, to tasteful fashion poses. Anything goes!

Have your character post their own (or their friends, enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends, dogs) photos to this network post. NPCS can also be used to post photos. Then feel free to comment around on the photos with which month or season you think would suit them best. Or just comment about how much you like the photos. Who’s hot? Who’s not? Or about how horrified you are that someone posted yours! Any and all feedback is needed so they can create the best calendar ever!

At the end of the month, an advent calendar for 2025 will be created! If there are enough submissions, there will be multiple calendars so don't be shy or think you'll be left out! For ease of use, the calendar has been broken down into the four seasons so that multiple themed shots can be posted. Get posting!

PLEASE USE THE FORMATTING CODE PROVIDED IN EACH TOPLEVEL! Putting the character's name in the subject line is optional but helpful for quick reference. Any who don't follow instructions will have their comment screened so it can be edited. This is mostly to ensure images are not too large and stretching pages. Please try to crop images to best fit the code, especially long ones. The code will automatically resize images to a max width of 300px, so an image with a 3:4 or 3:5 ratio would be ideal.

QUICK LINKS: SPRING 🌻 SUMMER ☀️ AUTUMN 🍂 WINTER ❄️

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2 Jokes 4 the price of 1

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 03:14:46 GMT

Posted by: bountyfull

Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.

[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]

I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.

[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]

What would bears be without bees?

[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]

Ears.

[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]

One more!

The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!

[ Another Pause... ]

How dairy?!

[ He needs to be stopped. ]

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Launch of The Enterprise

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 07:49:19 GMT

Posted by: emet_sulk

Type: Video
Sender ID: emet_sulk
To: Public
Subject: Launch of The Enterprise
Warnings: None

[ Another video by Emet-Selch, but this one is purposeful. The video shows a brand new ship in the dock of the Adamantine Forge. Unlike the first, this one has been built to accommodate its magitech engine from the very beginning. While it mostly resembles a sailing ship, it has elements of more advanced ship design to it: more metal joints and fixtures than usual towards the base where the engine sits, and a sail with the ability to drawn in latent aether and keep the ship powered.

On its side is its name painted boldly: THE ENTERPRISE.

There's a large turn-out for this launch. More than the test-run of its prototype. All the people who worked to build this thing in such a short time, the investor who funded the project, and whoever else decided to sticky-beak when they saw the commotion - it would be difficult for the shellphone to capture if it wasn't somehow floating above the crowd.

And it IS certainly floating on its own: because Emet-Selch is at the rear of the ship to officially send it off into the open sea. For once, the elder mage actually looks every inch a dignitary as he speaks into a hovering, magical orb which magnifies the volume of his voice to those listening. ]

Thank you all for coming together to celebrate the launch of The Enterprise. 'Twas truly a magnificent effort from all of our artisans and engineers over the past few moons. Today marks what I hope will be a significant leap forward in the field of magitech development and research. I won't bore you with some grandiose speech about dreams or aspirations - I shall simply say that anything is possible when like-minded individuals work together. I hope those of you who choose to remain affiliated with the Forge - and even those of you who do not - keep that ethos in your hearts.

[ With that, he waves the orb away. Because this ship can sail under its own power, what better way to demonstrate its prowess than to eschew the traditional bottle shattering and let it start on its own? Emet-Selch raises a finger and shoots magical sparks into the air, which is the signal for the captain and his crew to set sail.

There are cheers as the magitech engine quietly roars into life. The ship slowly eases out of the dock into the open ocean, crew members waving to those left on dry land. For those physically present, The Enterprise will sail around Eltrut before making its way to Atnam, where its new home will be with RAY, the free traders.

The video, however, ends once the ship is out of sight. ]

(ooc: Responders are welcome to reply via network or by ACTION.)

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001 🔥 TEXT - WANTED: PLUSH TOY MAKER

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 23:49:19 GMT

Posted by: headhunt

Type: Text
Sender ID: headhunt (Karlach)
To: Public
Subject: WANTED: PLUSH TOY MAKER
Warnings: N/A

Hey-
Can any of you make plush toys? I can bring you the materials.

Can work out payment too.

Like this:

( attached to the message is "artwork" of a teddy bear plush (or at least her best attempt at it), drawn by the hands of the very barbarian who once to used terrorise the hells. )

Let me know! Thanks!

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Backdated to July 2nd

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 02:03:27 GMT

Posted by: general_affairs

Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics

( Cut for nsfw conversation topic. )

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Video || Census Call

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 01:05:33 GMT

Posted by: detectiveforhierophant

Type: Video
Sender ID: detectiveforhierophant (Ryotaro Dojima)
To: General Public
Subject: Census Call
Warnings: None!

[ The screen would flick on, and man of Japanese origin would pop on screen, sitting at a desk that may look familiar to some. ]

Hey, this is Ryotaro Dojima, part of the Raiders of the Lost Arts.

[Ignore that Strabby with a pink bow walking around in the background behind him... ]

I've been here for a few months now, and I've noticed a few patterns talking to folks about where and when they're all from. Call me curious, but I'm interested in actually getting info of this, making a record-- a census, I guess.

So-- If you guys wouldn't mind telling me; where are you from-- town, country, planet even if you can, and what year?

If you don't feel comfortable posting your information publicly, feel free to private message me.

[ A pause as he thought, before continuing. ]

--To be fair, I can provide my own. I'm from a small rural town in Japan, Inaba, on the planet Earth. It was 2012 when I arrived here.

--Ah, one last thing. If you remember where someone who was here before but vanished is from, I'll take that info too.

[ Reaching to turn off the phone as he spoke-- ]

Dojima out.

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Seeking magitech engineers

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 15:56:36 GMT

Posted by: emet_sulk

Type: Video
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Seeking magitech engineers
Warnings: None

[ In a rare display, Emet-Selch opts to appear in person. This is important enough to warrant an appearance, he thinks.

The backdrop appears to be a cabin on a ship somewhere. He fills most of the screen so there's not much of significance to be gleaned from it. His posture is relaxed, fingers interlaced loosely before him on the table that his shellphone sits upon. ]

Greetings, one and all.

I and Rem Tokimiya of the Raiders of the Lost Arts are seeking engineers to assist with the development of an engine. 'Tis past time we made a concerted effort to develop one. Inevitable, I would say, as this world has progressed to magical trinkets. We have examined schematics of an old pirate ship and seek to eventually put it to practical use to improve the fleets of both paladins and corsairs.

[ He pauses. It looks as though he wants to add something but he seems to think better of it. ]

Send word to either myself or Rem if you are interested in contributing to the work. While an engine capable of powering a ship is our eventual goal, 'twill be enough to make something on a smaller scale for now - such as heaters for winter or automatic fans for summer.

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[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Sat, 25 May 2024 19:05:27 GMT

Posted by: activatingcombatmode

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]

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[ Open ] New fertilizer

Sat, 11 May 2024 01:13:10 GMT

Posted by: general_affairs

Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Manta Board commission
Warnings: Mild language

[ So, there was this guy in a three-piece suit serving up some cunt judging by the cleavage he just lets hang out of his open blouse and jacket. He didn't seem to pay it any mind as he reclined in a wooden seat in some outside space--it looked like the front porch space of a general store, judging by the foot traffic going past him.

He held up the green vial and gave it a little shake on screen, then tucked it back into a formed pouch and kept at his side. No way in hell he was gonna keep that bottle on his person, not after the shit he'd seen the Science Department cook up back in his home world. ]

So, anyone else out there pay that farmer a visit for that weird fertilizer?

I was thinking about delivering some out to Rota since their farms got wiped out, but no news on if this stuff really works or if it wipes the soil. 'Course the farmer was gonna hype it up, so figured I'd ask before giving it a spin.

If no one else has and they've picked up some of those butterfly sensors already, hit me up. We'll see if they pick anything up when I use it on the ground. If no one's picked any up, I'll make a trip.

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text | Free Toe Ring

Sun, 05 May 2024 13:33:50 GMT

Posted by: emet_sulk

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

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video; what's up with those dragons?

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 07:17:54 GMT

Posted by: pinksidekicking

Type: Video
Sender ID: pinksidekicking (Nimona)
To: General Public
Subject: Dragons
Warnings: Only maybe spoilers for Nimona movie

[ Please do not adjust your screens, there is, in fact, a pink gorilla appearing on the network. One who opens their mouth and a somewhat feminine voice comes out of. ]

You know, there are a lot of awesome things about this place. You can have a crew, no one's trying to kill you just because of being different, all the new foods, getting to explore the world, having ample opportunity to use fish and sea puns... breaking things sometimes. [ The gorilla is counting on their fingers. ]

Really, I could go on and on about why I love this world. [ It sounds like there's a- ]

But! You know what really gets me? We can't adopt dragons! Sure, they say "dragons can't be tamed", or "they're just too wild". [ Cue the quotation marks and the eye roll. ] But all I want in this life is a tiny pink mini-me dragon. Who better to try and be a dragon parent than someone who's also a dragon? At least a dragon on occasion.

Come on, you can't keep placing dragons in front of me and expect me to not want to adopt one of my very own! I am literally made to be a dragon parent, watch this!

[ The gorilla is setting up the phone to stand on its own, then steps back several feet before... with a little sparkle of pink magic - turns into a semi-large, equally pink dragon. It's holding out front arms like "ta-dah"! ]

Dragon parent Nimona!

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Text - Public

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 15:44:24 GMT

Posted by: scooba

Type: Text
Sender ID: Pers (Freminet)
To: Public
Subject: Nausea
Warnings: N/A

Does anyone know what's the quickest way to treat nausea? I haven't been feeling well lately.

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❄ 01 ❄

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 19:58:08 GMT

Posted by: photographice

Type: Text
Sender ID: photographice (March 7th)
To: Public
Subject: Miss Dorina Gray
Warnings: Probably nothing? Will update if that changes

So I heard about this Dorina Gray lady who can paint your soul or something.

I'm curious: did anyone go and get painted by her? What was it like? Was she nice? Do you think she'd be able to help uncover some deep memories, or is it just a "you're a good or a bad person" kind of thing?

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