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shellphones2024-05-03 02:56 pm
netherese) wrote in shellphones2024-05-03 02:56 pm
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Text // Free to a good home!
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Sender ID: netherese (Gale Dekarios)
To: All
Subject:Free to a good home!
Warnings: None.
Greetings! Gale of Waterdeep, at your service. Many of you may recall that some months back, there was rat trouble in port and aboard many of the ships, and a number of bold riftfarers were kind enough to adopt some highly-trained Warrior Cats to help combat the issue. Some of my crewmates were among them, but have unfortunately left us in recent months, and so I find myself with more cats than I know what to do with.
While I certainly have the space, I am coming and going too frequently to give all of these animals the attention they are due, and truth be told, I don't think that Tara is keen to share me for much longer. If anyone has any interest in adopting either Frostbite or Pumpkinpatch, I assure you they are both quite affectionate and will make excellent companions, in addition to earning their keep by keeping pests at bay. Frostbite is especially fond of feathered toys, while Pumpkinpatch prefers those that jingle.
[Sometime later, a second message from Gale's username will appear, only this time it's a video message with an extreme close-up of a long-haired calico. When she speaks, her voice is equal parts motherly and refined, as well as miffed.]
I would like to clarify that I do not appreciate being depicted as the jealous sort! It is only that these cats seem to think themselves terribly important, and fail to recognize that I am not one of them, but a wizard in my own right! I am a dedicated student of the Weave, and do not have time to be mothering these eager young cubs when I've my own research to attend to. Hmph.
Sender ID: netherese (Gale Dekarios)
To: All
Subject:Free to a good home!
Warnings: None.
Greetings! Gale of Waterdeep, at your service. Many of you may recall that some months back, there was rat trouble in port and aboard many of the ships, and a number of bold riftfarers were kind enough to adopt some highly-trained Warrior Cats to help combat the issue. Some of my crewmates were among them, but have unfortunately left us in recent months, and so I find myself with more cats than I know what to do with.
While I certainly have the space, I am coming and going too frequently to give all of these animals the attention they are due, and truth be told, I don't think that Tara is keen to share me for much longer. If anyone has any interest in adopting either Frostbite or Pumpkinpatch, I assure you they are both quite affectionate and will make excellent companions, in addition to earning their keep by keeping pests at bay. Frostbite is especially fond of feathered toys, while Pumpkinpatch prefers those that jingle.
[Sometime later, a second message from Gale's username will appear, only this time it's a video message with an extreme close-up of a long-haired calico. When she speaks, her voice is equal parts motherly and refined, as well as miffed.]
I would like to clarify that I do not appreciate being depicted as the jealous sort! It is only that these cats seem to think themselves terribly important, and fail to recognize that I am not one of them, but a wizard in my own right! I am a dedicated student of the Weave, and do not have time to be mothering these eager young cubs when I've my own research to attend to. Hmph.
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[Tara does take offense to it on occasion herself, but even he has to admit she is, perhaps, the most cat-like tressym he has ever met, considering her mannerisms and preferences.]
As for the warrior cats, I'm not entirely certain, only that they were introduced as such. I suppose they are rather adept at hunting— but there are no weapons involved, I'm afraid.
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No weapons? Damn. Well that kinda sucks I was hoping they could use a sword or something sweet like that and maybe I would have taken one after all!
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I suppose you could always teach them, if their wielding a weapon is important to you. Frostbite may be amenable, she has a rather fierce spirit.
[Is he kidding? We may never know.]
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Teach them to use a weapon!? A cat!?
[He's so naive and gullible, Gale.]
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It sounds like you've been through quite an ordeal, to say the least.
[ARE YOU OKAY??]
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It must be a fascinating tale, difficult though it may have been. All that, and you think teaching a cat to wield a weapon is so unfeasible? My tressym is a wizard in her own right, though occasionally hindered by her lack of thumbs. Truly, though, they hardly need weapons, given they come armed with claws.
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Wait how can a cat be a wizard!? Like it can cast spells and shit!? That is sick dude.