shellphones | [ Open ] New fertilizer

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Sender ID: general-affairs
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Subject: Manta Board commission
Warnings: Mild language

[ So, there was this guy in a three-piece suit serving up some cunt judging by the cleavage he just lets hang out of his open blouse and jacket. He didn't seem to pay it any mind as he reclined in a wooden seat in some outside space--it looked like the front porch space of a general store, judging by the foot traffic going past him.

He held up the green vial and gave it a little shake on screen, then tucked it back into a formed pouch and kept at his side. No way in hell he was gonna keep that bottle on his person, not after the shit he'd seen the Science Department cook up back in his home world. ]

So, anyone else out there pay that farmer a visit for that weird fertilizer?

I was thinking about delivering some out to Rota since their farms got wiped out, but no news on if this stuff really works or if it wipes the soil. 'Course the farmer was gonna hype it up, so figured I'd ask before giving it a spin.

If no one else has and they've picked up some of those butterfly sensors already, hit me up. We'll see if they pick anything up when I use it on the ground. If no one's picked any up, I'll make a trip.

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Don't think the soil is the part to be worrying about.

If little green men do pop outta the ground, sure, free protein. Still not gonna risk salting a gator's crops on accident cause this shit drains the soil or its magic. However it works.

You're worried about poisoning the ground, but not your body with eating those things?

Trust me, they're not going in my mouth any time soon if I can help it.

I'm waiting to hear about someone fucking around with this shit on a person.

Believe it or not, this isn't Shinra. Most people don't automatically think about trying things like that.

Those that do are the ones that try it on themselves from sheer stupidity.

Yeah I was banking on the stupidity part, not a freak megalomaniac existing here part.

Hell the farmer that made it probably got enough on himself just makin it that he's the only one to worry about. Gonna try it on some tree seeds here soon though.

At least you're admitting it.

People are already planting trees. Just stick to crops?

We both know you can always count on someone being a dumbass. Just a matter of time.

I'm doing a little bit of multitasking, and a crop ain't big enough. Besides, a few more trees ain't gonna hurt anything.

Typically I would have thought that the dumbass trying things he shouldn't would be you.

Yeowch, put the claws away. That only applies with things that go fast or go boom, and this one's neither. I just wanna know if this shit puts off any magic is all, and maybe see what those butterfly sensors can do in the process.

This fits into the "fast" category.

Stuff's designed to make things grow quickly, right? But that's not really what those sensors are for.

It's the convenient kind of fast, not the fun kind of fast. When I say fast, I mean the kinda fast that puts a motor and transmission through its paces.

Yeah, it's not, but it's a pretty good control for whatever it is the commissioner's looking for, and it might give me a better idea of how this goo works.

Cmon, think outside the box a little.

Might want to get used to not having a motor and transmission purring and rumbling. There's nothing like that here.

You could just straight up ask the farmer. But I see what you're getting at.

Just hoping you don't do anything stupid.

I noticed and trust me, I'm already suffering withdrawals. All these people and not one engineer for me to cozy up to. Hell, even the gator's bombs are pretty boring.

If he's got trees, sure I'll ask, but I haven't picked up the sensors yet, so no rush. And don't worry, when's the last time I ever did anything stupid?

Not going to lie, I miss my bike. Ship's not bad since it's got some anti-nausea thing going on.

I can think of five different stupid things you did the last time I saw you, by the way.

Anti-nausea?

Also, rude, but stupid-there is different from stupid-here. Wait, did you see those fireworks?

I get motion sickness.

And yeah, I saw them. Hard not to.

Oh shit! Learn something new every day. And as much as you guys were going all over the planet? That's rough buddy.

What'd you think? Chief let us have a little fun demoing some buildings. 😎

It didn't really start kicking in again until I started to remember things.

[ Reno can interpret that how he wants. ]

But I think maybe you were having too much fun.

Makes sense. It's a balance and anxiety issue. Can't preemptively get yourself sick if you don't know it bothers you.

No such thing. And it was free fireworks for the crew! Cmon, THEY loved it. I'll invite you next time since you wanna be so grumpy about it.

You're going to invite me. To set off explosives. Just to see the "pretty colors."

Hey, even randos stop to watch a building demo. Chief even lets me set the charges.

Bring a friend, make it a show. It ain't like you said no.

Pretty sure that most of my friends would already be there.

Who would I ask to come? Reeve?

If you want? Reeve's the one organizing the demos to make room for new shit to go up, but I guess he wouldn't say no.

Bossman's just footing the bills and supplies.

I'm just saying that I don't have a huge circle of friends. You pretty much know them all.

Oh, hell. Whatever, it's not that big of a deal, yo.

Tell you what, if I get to pull a demo job here, I'll make the charges up nice for you guys. Just don't think too hard about whether I had permission or not. ;)

As a Paladin, I'm pretty sure it would be our jobs to think about whether or not you had permission Reno.

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this conversation reminds me of Axel trying to train Roxas in Days and it's killing me a lil bit.

8U

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