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telepathicignorance ([personal profile] telepathicignorance) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-23 11:04 am

[Open] A Bit of Rabble Rousing

Type: Text
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Check it out!
Warnings: Descriptions of dead bodies, unjust imprisonment.



(The text is anonymous: Sidestep has no desire to attract the attention of corrupt, pissed off paladins.)

So that field of flowers the Paladins have... beautiful, right? Real romantic. Absolutely perfect place to bring a date if you're one of the privileged few allowed to visit Elah, though if you aren't you needn't worry, I've taken plenty of pictures for you.

(And as stated, there are a bunch of images attached to this post!

The rotting body of a man. His facial features are no longer recognizable but the layers of rags that still cling to the bloated corpse suggest a life of poverty and struggle. Around him, Emberblooms blossom in a stunning array of fiery oranges and deep purples.

A badly mangled body. The Emberblooms surrounding it are like gems made of pure fire.

This one is an awkwardly angled shot of the smashed up remains of a person's skull. In addition to the blooms growing around it, a single scarlet flower is sprouting up through an eye socket.

In this one, the flowers are starting to overtake a shallow and poorly dug grave. A curled hand lies uncovered. It looks like it's been picked at by scavenging birds.

A blurry closeup of some dirty and bloodstained rags trapped among a patch of Emberbloom flowers of a stunning shade of royal purple.

A paladin guard standing near a patch of flowers. Among the flowers, bones can be seen.

A thumb covers part of this picture but it doesn't manage to obscure the body that seems to have been dumped without even a cursory effort to properly bury it, only the stunning array of flowers growing over it acting as cover.


There are more, of course. Dozens upon dozens of photographs of the dead dumped among the sunset fields, corpses in every possible condition and state of decay. Some are blurry, others weirdly focused, and still more are partially blocked by clumsy fingers but one thing seems clear: this had to be the work of multiple individuals.)


I suppose dying for love is a trope for a reason...

But of course, the real sight to see is Dead Kracken Island. Normally a trip there requires one to commit a most grevious crime, but this month the Paladins have been providing trips to their most dreadful of prisons entirely for free! No age or health requirements, the children and the infirm are all welcome to have a stay in a cold cramped cell for an unspecified length of time with terrifying spectres for company!

Wanna enjoy the feeling of having your wrists bound by manacles? What about a nice relaxing period of unconsciousness while you're being transported to the middle of nowhere surrounded by ocean? Maybe you really like not knowing why you've been imprisoned or what your captors intend to do to you? Then go wander innocently through literally any area where Paladins can be found today!
passimclamoribus: (2024-02-01_21-53-56)

[personal profile] passimclamoribus 2024-05-27 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes yes. That's all well and good and you can continue to fight the good fight.

You may want to connect the dots on how one relates to the other. Otherwise your message is lost.
Edited 2024-06-01 02:39 (UTC)
passimclamoribus: (2024-01-19_17-59-20)

[personal profile] passimclamoribus 2024-06-02 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
So you are assuming that this location, protected by Paladins, is being used to hide the bodies of Corsairs that have been whisked away to this mysterious island?

An island that is, by my understanding, an island that is being utilized by Corsairs for training Corsairs.

Forgive me if I am not seeing Paladin corruption in this.
passimclamoribus: (2024-01-19_18-18-17)

[personal profile] passimclamoribus 2024-06-02 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Those that have escaped have reported that their belongings and abilities simply returned to them. If there were Paladin involvement, they would have simply taken everything instead of this being an option. Not to mention, there are no true threats, just some spectres.

It's not unheard of to kidnap your own and drag them off in the middle of the night, dumping them in the middle of some remote location to fend for themselves.