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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
empyrean_mirror: ("My questions and your questions)

he is SO drunk I'm sorry

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
money is antithetical to the very soul of beauty, gale!!!
netherese: (35)

[personal profile] netherese 2024-05-25 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we certainly agree on that point, but are you unwell, my friend? How much have you had to drink?

[Should he call Alhaitham?]
empyrean_mirror: (53)

I keep forgetting to set an icon

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-25 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Three...or more, it's fine! I'm fine! But Zack was WRONG and I had to PROVE it
Edited 2024-05-25 19:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] netherese 2024-05-25 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
For what it's worth, I highly doubt either of you is ever going to convince the other that the object of your affection is more attractive than theirs. Naturally, we all think the best of those dearest to us.
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[personal profile] netherese 2024-05-25 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Just as I'm certain he would declare you to be wrong with just as much vehemence!
empyrean_mirror: (7)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-25 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i am an artist i am the light of the kshahrewar I am objectively better qualified to judge beauty

(sorry graha you're very cute)
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[personal profile] netherese 2024-05-26 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt your artistic eye and keen sense of aesthetics, but in this case, I don't believe either of you is able to be entirely objective! Even the Light of Kshahrewar.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-06-01 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
pshhhhhh

he's just so pretty. pretty and handsome and cute. I don't know why more people don't know he's cute.