[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[netherese]

Interesting! Generally, the feline folk I meet have rather more fur. Never met a cat I didn't like, though, I have to say.

[He's unhelpful.]

[activatingcombatmode]

ahhaa he's got just enough fur, the ears and tail do it all

[netherese]

I'll gladly take your word on that.

Just how much have you had to drink, Zack?

[afflatusexarch]

That is a question that I, too, would very much like to ask!

[netherese]

Does he find himself in this state often?

[afflatusexarch]

Not often, though more frequently since his ship became a restaurant and bar.

[netherese]

Ah, proximity alone would make such a thing terribly tempting, I would imagine. Seventh Heaven, yes?

[afflatusexarch]

You have the right of it. Though I should mention that it takes quite a bit to render this man in such a state.

[netherese]

All the more impressive that he's made it this far, in that case, isn't it?

[Really, he's terribly amused.]

[afflatusexarch]

What you see might be the result of Kaveh and his enabling behaviors when it comes to drinking.

[netherese]

Ah, yes, Kaveh and I are acquainted. He is rather persuasive!

[afflatusexarch]

He absolutely can be, yes. A good sort, though a touch hard on himself.

[activatingcombatmode]

you know how cats purr when they're happy with you? He does that too.

Uh about a few handfuls couple of bottles I don't know. Wanna come for a drink?

[netherese]

Well, I suppose that never leaves you guessing regarding his feelings. Rather nice, when you think about it that way.

I appreciate the offer, but I'm afraid I must decline. Next time, perhaps? I do have a weakness for a good glass of wine, as well as good company, but given the way you and Kaveh are behaving, I'm inclined to think you're just about done for the night.

[activatingcombatmode]

Yup, he's pretty easy to read when it comes to that stuff. Even the ears wiggle.

Aahah aw man, yeah I get it. Looks like Al's coming to whisk Kaveh away pretty soon anyway.

Next time, man! Hope you're having a great night!

[netherese]

I'm rather enjoying myself, in fact! The two of you started quite a spirited discussion among our fellow riftfarers!

Next time, indeed. I shall very much look forward to it.

[activatingcombatmode]

Nothing like hyping up your fellow cuties, am I right??