[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

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[afflatusexarch]

I don't believe that this is necessary! Ser Fair, must I demand a chaperone to accompany you should you go out?

[activatingcombatmode]

[OH HE'S SO BANNED]

Raha! I'm on the Seventh Heaven, though. Kaveh won't stop fighting me.

[afflatusexarch]

I will march up there and fetch you myself if I must.

[activatingcombatmode]

Promise?

[afflatusexarch]

Do you doubt me, love?

[activatingcombatmode]

Come get me, I dare you.

[afflatusexarch]

I am already working my way up to your deck, Zack. You needn't try to provoke me.

[activatingcombatmode]

[After some other responses... Zack decides he has to say something before G'raha meets him.

Because what had been a nice night of drinks and posts hyping up his partner and how much Zack adores him turned into finding out something pretty... concerning.

Seems Kaveh really did win today. Getting his happy night with Alhaitham right now.]

I think you should talk to your ship captain before you come see me.

[afflatusexarch]

Is that a request or a suggestion?

[ Because he will be talking to Daqiang, yes. G'raha is not truly certain what has happened here. In his mind he thinks to see Zack settled in and then have this conversation with the captain of his ship.

But if Zack doesn't want his company now or after, he'd understand. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

I need to sober up first.

[He probably won't be sleeping much tonight anyway.

Besides... That guy. Was pretty upset. So.]

Think he needs you to talk to him.

[He'll keep his thoughts to himself for now.]

[afflatusexarch]

...And after?

[activatingcombatmode]

Come see me after. [Softer,] Please...

[afflatusexarch]

Of course.... As soon as I am able.

I made you a promise and I intend to keep it.