[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

because he's beasutiful and i love him and i needed references for the paintings

[multidisciplinary]

I suppose I cannot argue that.

[ Your bf is pretty good looking, kaveh-- enough to ruffle inexperienced princesses who rarely see attractive men showing this much skin.

but still ]



I only wonder if he would approve of you sharing these images publicly.

[ princess zelda of buzzkill land ]

[empyrean_mirror]

why not he's already seen the post????

[sorry zelda kaveh is too drunk to remember this is how alhaitham is finding out about some of these.]

[multidisciplinary]

You didn't ask him for permission first???

[ poor alhaitham. at least kaveh isn't sharing n00ds ]

[empyrean_mirror]

he's not here???

[why isn't alhaitham here, actually. now he's sad.]

[multidisciplinary]

You have this shellphone!

[ call him and whine drunkenly over the phone. surely he'll love that ]

[empyrean_mirror]

he's not picking uuuuppppppp

[multidisciplinary]

[ Wow this is really pathetic. ]

Well I suppose it cannot be helped at this point. The pictures are already out here for all to see.

[empyrean_mirror]

that's okay everyone should know how pretty and handsome and cute he is

[multidisciplinary]

Given the number of responses you are receiving, I would be surprised if there is anyone with a shellphone who does not know at this point. I do hope your lover does not mind his newfound celebrity status.

[empyrean_mirror]

I don't think he'll care as long as people don't ask him for inappropriate things

if they do I'll fight them (ง •̀_•́)ง