[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

hehehehe you can't ground me I'm taller

[afflatusexarch]

Mayhap, but I am older and can freeze you in place.

[empyrean_mirror]

noooooooooo then i can't tell alhaitham he's beautiful

[afflatusexarch]

My dear friend, you can always tell him that to his face.

[empyrean_mirror]

but he's not heeeeereeeee right now

and he shouldn't be his arm is broken! and it's my fault :(

[afflatusexarch]

And yet you think it wise to drag Zack out when his body isn't in any better shape?

[empyrean_mirror]

he was already here when i got here?

[afflatusexarch]

[ G'raha is just breathing out a sigh ]

You should have cut each other off.

[empyrean_mirror]

but he doesn't even think alhaitham's eyes are pretty, graha!!

[afflatusexarch]

I can't say that I am as offended by that as you are.

[empyrean_mirror]

of course not you're in love with zack that's fine

but his eyes ARE pretty that is objective fact!!!!

[afflatusexarch]

Quite so. Because love colors our perceptions, one would think that we'd naturally favor our partners.

Thus it isn't entirely objective.

[empyrean_mirror]

but how could anyone not find him beautiful he's so--he's so gorgeous and smart and cute and he's actually very kind he just doesn't like anyone noticing

[afflatusexarch]

I hope he is saving all of these comments for when you are sober.

[empyrean_mirror]

huh? but why, I want to tell him now!!

[afflatusexarch]

Then call him.

[empyrean_mirror]

I HAVE been he's not picking up!!

[afflatusexarch]

Likely because he is on his way to get you, no doubt.