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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
cakebuffet: (090)

[personal profile] cakebuffet 2024-05-25 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're bound to love it! He takes it very, very seriously. It's my go-to when I need a pick-me-up!

What's wrong with Himeko's coffee? Too weak?
misstellaron: (hmph!)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-25 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he have a shop set up here?

It's too strong. It's like she dumped 5 times the grinds into the machine and brewed it for two hours


cakebuffet: (033)

[personal profile] cakebuffet 2024-05-26 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not at the moment, it's more of a hobby these days, but you know, he could! This place could probably use one, right?

What you're describing sounds like a crime against coffee... and tastebuds. How can she stand it?!
misstellaron: (melancholic)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-27 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
He should! I'll be his first customer

I dunno, I think her taste buds must be dead and her blood is made out of caffeine.
cakebuffet: (083)

[personal profile] cakebuffet 2024-05-29 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
She should probably see a doctor about that.
misstellaron: (somber)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-31 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah she probably should

But I'm afraid she's going to look at me with disappointment if I say anything. I dunno if I can handle that.
Edited 2024-05-31 08:21 (UTC)