[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[standingonmyneck]

Sigh, fine. You all want to look at a piece of meat so bad.


She then ate my curly fries.

She’s also not actually made out of meat, I lied to you all.

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[astudyinviolet]

[ Sherlock has many questions, and he is not sure answers would help. He will stick with the simplest one that will hopefully have a simple answer. ]

Does she have a name?

[standingonmyneck]

[GASP its]

Wendy.

Short for, Your Royal Highness Wendolyn III.

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[astudyinviolet]

I did not realize I was looking at a picture of royalty. Forgive me, Princess Wendolyn III for this oversight.

[ Don't tell Mycroft that he prefers this kind of royalty over the Queen.... ]

[standingonmyneck]

She forgives you, no guillotine for you today.

But no curly fries.

[catsgothistongue]

Is.

Is that cannibalism? It's legs are curly fries. It's eating its own legs.

[standingonmyneck]

Relax. She looks like it but she’s not actually made of fries. Entomology kind of gets in the way.

[catsgothistongue]

Foodimal biology is weird. It's cute enough though.

[standingonmyneck]

Feel free to send her fan mail.

[fullgauntlet]

Ah, you found a bunger to keep on Snaxburg as well?

[standingonmyneck]

More like she found me and hoped on the boat but. Basically.

I guess she lives with me now. It only took leftover pizza.

[fullgauntlet]

I managed to find one while I was exploring as well. It didn't want to stay with me but I did carry it around for a while. They're very sweet.

Maybe if I offered more pizza...

[standingonmyneck]

I wasn’t sure if I wanted to keep her, to tell you the truth.

I guess I’m a sucker for creatures who share my love for pizza.

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[general_affairs]

No idea who this fuckin baddie is but everyone else go home.

If I dropped a bad enough pick up line, would she give me some fries?

[standingonmyneck]

If you please her highness enough, she may give you A Fry.

[general_affairs]

There's nothing I want more out of life.

Did she get her license suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

[standingonmyneck]

It is wild how this picture seems to be a hit.

Not that I don’t think she’s cute. She’s the Bunger that stowed away and now lives with me forever, I guess.

[moremystyle]

Now where'd you find that little lass?

[standingonmyneck]

That Snaxburg island has a lot of googly eyed food bugs. This one likes leftover pizza supreme and she came home.

[moremystyle]

Googly eyed food bugs, eh? I'll have to fill up a lunchbag and see who I can get to follow me.

I've had pizza in my time, but what makes a supreme one supreme?

[standingonmyneck]

It’s like the works: pepperoni, olives, peppers, sausage…etc.

I guess because it had a variety of stuff on it, Wendy got tempted.

[empyrean_mirror]

she is very cute I will concede the victory

[standingonmyneck]

She will accept another basket of curly fries as her trophy.

[empyrean_mirror]

she shall have her curly potatoes, as her glory deserves

[standingonmyneck]

Princess Wendolyn III will now grace you with her presence.

[You literally get a picture of Wendy close up right to her eyeballs.]