[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[scooba]

Oh, I'm sorry. His name is Pers and I made him. He's my pet penguin and my companion that often goes with me.

[During my missions is what he wanted to say afterwards...]

[lucky_e]

You made him? That's amazing! I could tell that Pers very well taken care of too. And a life saver after last time.

You must take him to a lot of places.

[scooba]

Yes, I have. Without him, I wouldn't be able to engage in combat as well as I have. He has...saved my life plenty of times.

Even though I made him and he isn't alive, I still owe it to him for staying with me for so long...

[lucky_e]

That's still a sign of a wonderful friend indeed. And I'm sure if he could, he'd feel the same about you. In fact, I know he does.

It also doesn't have to be said, but be sure to continue caring for him, and he'll do the same for you for even longer. Living or not, our friends and objects will always be there whenever you need them but can only do so if they're given help and care as well.

[scooba]

...Thank you.

I really appreciate it as I wish there were more people as open minded as you are.

[lucky_e]

It's not a problem. I'm sure there are plenty of others here that would say something similar.

Have you been doing alright since we last met?

[scooba]

You'll be surprised. There are lot of people who would think that I'm childish and that I should grow up...

But as for how I've been doing? I think I'm doing okay. I have been thinking about writing a story and I'm still trying to figure out an ending.

[lucky_e]

Oh? What's the story about?

[scooba]

A penguin and a turtle going into a cave for a wish. However, there is a dragon guarding it. While both parties involved do not want to fight, they are a standstill of what to do.