[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[activatingcombatmode]

yea you probomaly have an eye condition man, sorry better get them removed

[catsgothistongue]

My eyes are perfectly fine! You wanted people to judge your catboy, don't get upset when someone gives him a score below zero.

[activatingcombatmode]

that score is way unfair though, man come on

[catsgothistongue]

All's fair in love, war and popularity polls.

[activatingcombatmode]

You just don't understand what true love is yet. You're just a kiddo.

[catsgothistongue]

If true love requires me to embarrass myself in front of the public eye, then I can live not understanding it.

[activatingcombatmode]

nah see? You don't get it. You're too young.

When you love someone you don't give a single damn who hears it.

[catsgothistongue]

Why do people here keep saying that??!

That's different. Loving someone means you'll do just about anything for them, even at the cost of your own life. Acting like a highschool girl gossiping going all googly eyes for their Prince Charming for the entire world to see, I have too much pride and self-respect to do something that shameless.

[activatingcombatmode]

Alright, calm down it's not a fight.

Why don't you think it can't be both? Showing how you love someone can come in all sorts of forms, man. Doing anything for them, protecting them, telling other people how much they mean to you. It's all part of it.

We're just having some fun.

[catsgothistongue]

[Much as he doesn't like to concede, Zack's got a point. He might've jumped a bit too quick on the defensive there.]

I... guess that's fair.

[activatingcombatmode]

It's all good.

You got anyone you care about?

[catsgothistongue]

What, like romantically?

[activatingcombatmode]

Yeah, romantically.

[catsgothistongue]

[...]

What's it matter? Isn't like she's here, so there's no point in talkin' about her.

[activatingcombatmode]

Sure there is! Let's hear it, what's she like?

[catsgothistongue]

She's not like anything, cause there's no one t' talk about!

[activatingcombatmode]

Mann Come on it's okay!

Give me like 3 buzz words about her

1/2

[catsgothistongue]

...

2/2

[catsgothistongue]

Uncute macho chick.

[activatingcombatmode]

So you like the strong ones, huh? Don't blame ya. But come on, is she really uncute?

[Is this what the kids call... Tsundere?]