[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[moremystyle]

What's to hold onto?? If someone put up MY sister to get slobbered over by strangers I'd gut them! And I'd make them watch!

[Okay, so Lenna wouldn't actually let Faris do that, but he'd sure put them in fear of it.]

[catsgothistongue]

So would I if I had a sister!

[moremystyle]

Are you trying to say that the redhead kid who looks JUST LIKE YOU but shorter with red hair ISN'T your sister?!

[RANMA HAVE YOU HAD AN UNWELCOME REVELATION ABOUT YOUR FAMILY HISTORY THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DENY WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING, HURTING YOUR LONG-LOST FAMILY IN ORDER TO FLEE FROM A TRUTH THAT YOU FEAR!!]

[catsgothistongue]

It's a complicated and hilarious... Okay not hilarious exactly, but it's a story...

[... Would you be surprised if he said yes?]

[moremystyle]

Well? Let's hear it then.

[honestly? PROBABLY NOT.]

[catsgothistongue]

[That ... keeps appearing and disappearing over the span of ten minutes... It's still going.]

[moremystyle]

[As those ellipses flicker in and out, Faris starts to--almost uncharacteristically--feel guilty. It's a feeling that is still 90% subsumed by outrage and incredulity, but he has to acknowledge, he did just ask a hell of a personal question.....]

You can tell me later if you want. But do you swear that that girl is not your own sister?

[catsgothistongue]

[K, he's back.]

On my life. I'm an only child.

[moremystyle]

Fine. [Faris is still VERY CONFUSED.] I'll ask about it next time I see her.

Private

[catsgothistongue]

[Long, LONG sigh. Suddenly it doesn't feel like a good idea putting himself on the Hot or Not post anymore. Switching to private:]

I'll just save you the trouble; The chick's me.

Private (1/2)

[moremystyle]

what

Private 2/2

[moremystyle]

wait so you're [now it's faris' turn to have the '...' notif going]

Ok I don't know the words but damn I wouldn't even know and I've been doing this for years. The attitude's top notch but you nail the looks too.

[catsgothistongue]

Yeah... Curses works in mysterious ways I can't wrap my head around.

[Beat]

Been doing what for years?

[moremystyle]

Dressing as a

[wait wait wait]

Curse? NOT you doing it yourself?

[catsgothistongue]

[... Gonna file that first part in the cabinet for later cause hm.]

Its a curse from back home. I'm not willingly changing into a girl all the time.

[moremystyle]

[there is a LONG PAUSE because Faris is staring at this conversation realizing that he has, in fact, revealed more about himself than he ought.

fuuuuuuuuuu--]

Well that sounds like a right pain in the arse.

[catsgothistongue]

[Womp womp.]

You can say that again.

Anyway. What were you saying earlier?

[Don't think he missed that!]

[moremystyle]

[Faris spends some time scrolling back up and down the thread to see if he can get out of this.

He knows it's not a problem here, not the way it was back home. Plenty of women beating up anything in sight in skirts, and sometimes less.

But that's not the point. He's not sure how to articulate what the point is, but there is one.

...ah, hell. At least by text he doesn't have to see any weird dumb facial expressions over "the truth", or whatever.]

Dressing as a man.

[catsgothistongue]

[...

...

...... Oh. This is just like with Ucchan, isn't it?]

... So you're a chick?

[moremystyle]

[Dammit to hell. Why is there only one hell? She needs more hells to damn this two. Two, or maybe even five.]

I was born a lass and raised to be a lad, if that's what you mean.

[Whether that makes Faris a 'chick' is something she's still not sure of. Also, apparently it's normal in some places to make that determination yourself, and even though that's still strange to Faris, born and raised in a place without any terminology beyond 'man' and 'woman', it's strange in... not a bad way.]

[catsgothistongue]

[This is hell. Conversing with Ranma is Faris's penance.]

... So you're like Konatsu then? Got it.

[... Little different maybe, but he's already lost have of what's been said so far, so he's just going to go with it.]

[moremystyle]

Never met Konatsu but if it's the same story, then yes.

This isn't anyone else's business, got it?

[catsgothistongue]

Guy who got raised as a servant girl by his stepfamily cause they were envious he was better looking.

Chill. It's not my business to tell.

[moremystyle]

What the hell kind of family is that??? The pirates who found me were trying to do the right thing [well you know FOR PIRATES, obviously they were still teaching little faris how to fight and plunder] not because they were weird and resentful.

Yours isn't my business to tell either.

[catsgothistongue]

A butt-ugly family, that's what. Even tried to force him to kill us by taking Ucchan hostage. We dealt with em.

Glad we're clear on that.