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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
midifications: (is gently falling)

[personal profile] midifications 2024-05-25 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, Torgal is probably the best anyway. Clearly the winner. He's good to be a nap buddy, he's almost as big as I am. Like one giant furry pillow!

[And while she's curious she just said this was stupid, she can't just ask if he thinks she's cute!!! So...]

Just some, eh?
catsgothistongue: (Relaxed)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Dang. Either that's a big wolf or you're a small girl.

[Surprisingly not a tease, but she's free to take it as so.]

Yeah? Girls are pretty, what can I say?

[Shrug.]
midifications: (soft the rain)

[personal profile] midifications 2024-05-29 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever I lack in height, I make up in brains and some brawn!

[...she can't really fight but she can help others fight! Or just slam a ship into a wall and not take too much damage herself... usually.]

Why not all of 'em then?
catsgothistongue: (not paying attention)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-29 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you say, shorty.

[... Ranma has no idea if she's shorter or taller than him, but either way, smol!]

Not all girls are pretty, both in terms of looks and their personality. Speaking from experience here.
midifications: (fields of light)

[personal profile] midifications 2024-05-30 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
So what are the girls that aren't cute? Just... ugly?
midifications: (day was dawning)

[personal profile] midifications 2024-05-30 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
So uncute is just... not interested? I guess?
catsgothistongue: (Speak)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-05-30 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. I call 'em as I see 'em.
midifications: this is the face Benna taught her to make when she's disgusted tbh (across the moorlands)

[personal profile] midifications 2024-06-06 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
What's your criteria for cute, then? And uncute?

[because now she's interested in how people gauge how cute/uncute people are. Learning by an example... :)]
catsgothistongue: (Playing dumb)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Face, hair, eyes, smile? If they look nice, cute. If they look butt ugly, uncute.
midifications: (fields of light)

[personal profile] midifications 2024-06-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Well thats... boringly normal!!!]

I thought you were gonna say something like 'if they can kick my ass they're cute' or something.
catsgothistongue: (not paying attention)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-06-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, that's more Kuno's schtick.