[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[general_affairs]

Well shit.

He's a hottie and I'm definitely looking at that catch you got goin on, but I gotta say, redheads gotta stick together so my vote's going to the cat guy.

[empyrean_mirror]

I vehemently disagree with this decision but cannot fault your logic

Look at him tho

[general_affairs]

Don't misunderstand, I'd still thank him if he insulted me, and he knows what colors look good on him.

Also if I need any pics, remind me to hit you up. That shot's immaculate, yo.

[empyrean_mirror]

good news he's very blunt

thank you! the shellphones are much lighter than the kameras I'm used to but I tried my best. they're very useful for getting good references to paint with.

[general_affairs]

So would he understand if I said thanks for insulting me? Gotta know if I need to dodge a swing or not.

Oh shit, are you a professional photographer or engineer or something? Those sensors were pretty cute too.

[empyrean_mirror]

He's got a bad temper but he probably won't hit you for that.

Don't flirt with him tho.

I'm an architect, but I love all forms of art, and Kshahrewar requires some degree of mechanical engineering to graduate. So I paint and sculpt and I can play an instrument, too.

[general_affairs]

Hey, I'm a lot of things, but homewrecker ain't one.

Kshahrewar? Is that the college or the discipline? I'm not an engineer, but a lot of my old buddies were. I'm just a gear head, but there's not anything for me to really play with.

No shit though, what instrument?

[empyrean_mirror]

good.

Kshahrewar is my darshan, one of six at the Sumeru Akademiya. They cover all aspects of engineering, from mechanical to architectural, which is my specialty, but you end up learning a bit of all of it in the first couple years.

Dutar! I got ours from home recently, though after seven months I'm a little rusty.

[general_affairs]

Kavs, I don't even understand those words individually. Lemme see if I got this straight.

So Sumeru College. There's six disciplines it teaches. Kshahrewar is engineering, and darshan's the word for an area of study? Makes sense to give you a well-rounded understanding about the subject though. Have you had a chance to work on any buildings here?

Dutar isn't ringing any bells. You got a picture of it?

[empyrean_mirror]

Kavs...?

A darshan is a specific school or field within the Akademiya. There have been more than six in the past but the original six are the only ones that have persisted since the Akademiya's foundation.

I've gotten to work on a few, but not as much as I'd have liked, so I've been doing mostly things like those butterflies. People here don't need many new buildings, unfortunately.

And here! A dutar is a stringed instrument, like this!

[Insert a picture here I am not logging into the game to find the one he sent.]

[general_affairs]

Your name's Kaveh, ain't it? Consider it a nickname.

Alright yeah, so I had it about right. I did find out a few neat things with the butterflies, and I'll have those back to you pretty soon. Oh, and do you think there's any chance of tinkering with them? They just picked up ambient magic levels, but they couldn't differentiate when I popped off some lightning magic.

Shit, never seen anything like that before. I'd like to take a listen sometime.

[empyrean_mirror]

is my name really long enough for nicknames?

Oh! I could probably modify them a little...that might take some more time to arrange. Elemental studies are a different darshan, but I know enough and some other wizards here too, I can look into it.

I'd be happy to play for you sometime, then.

[general_affairs]

I don't see why not, but hey if you don't like it, I won't.

Are you on Moon Supreme's ship? He mentioned having some scholars and tinkerers on his crew. Thanks, maybe we can have a little get together if I drop off the sensors sometime.

[empyrean_mirror]

Moon Supreme...Daqiang? I'm not on his crew but he's asked me to make some things, and I don't mind collaborating.

[general_affairs]

How many names does this guy have? I got Dongfang and three titles from him. He just asked to be called Moon Supreme, so who am I to argue?

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm not going to question it, he is slightly terrifying.

[general_affairs]

Oh yeah? I haven't got to talk to him much..he reminds me of my boss though, so I might be a little used to the danger vibes. Unless he pulled some big stunt or something I don't know about.

[empyrean_mirror]

your boss?

[general_affairs]

Yeah. We've all worked together ten years, give or take, but Chief's been there longer.



If you see him around, his name's Tseng. I trust the guy with my life, but you see what I mean about being used to intimidating looks.

[general_affairs]

Anyway, what the fuck ever don't sweat it right now.

Go knock back another fuckin shot and tell Zack how pretty your boyfriend's eyes are.

[empyrean_mirror]

your boss is pretty hot tho

alhaitham's eyes are SO pretty! they're two-toned it's so gorgoes

Reno out here trying to help these guys get plastered like a good(questionable) friend.

[general_affairs]

Take a shot every time you call him pretty, that's the rules.

Ask him to bench you, I promise you'll thank me with arms THAT thick on him.

I am so sorry he has NO filter

[empyrean_mirror]

hehehe it's faster to just tell him to throw me around in bed

hehehehe

no no kaveh is in GREAT company

[general_affairs]

Nothin like gettin manhandled.

I'll get you the ceremonial cake though. Hold on, I got a picture of the one I got Rod.

[empyrean_mirror]

smh not even a single dick on it

c'mon reno it's a sex cake really have fun with it