[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[general_affairs]

Don't keep tempting me like that, I'm a known sunglasses thief if you want me in a position to steal em. 😘

Name's Reno, we've chatted before.

[bearhowling]

you're welcome to try. but you'd just walk away empty handed. or on the way to a place that carries sunglassss.

but have we?

...

oh yeah! we were talking about tattoos.

[general_affairs]

[ A squint. He can't..tell if that was..a yes, or a no..???? ]
Hold on, I'm not sure if we're on the same page here.

Yeah, haven't had time to put much thought into it for how busy I've been running all over the damn place. You been settling in alright?

gonna just play with the privacy setting here and flip it over to [𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖]

[general_affairs]

I'm asking if you wanna see me in sunglasses. Only sunglasses.

lmao

[bearhowling]

yeah, everything's been going golden so far! kinda want like a personal pad i can crash in when i ain't out sailing around. but ain't got no complaints so far.

also, i guess i can help give you an opinion on shades if you want? but that stuffs usually up to the person wearing them and what theyre vibing with the most.

[general_affairs]

What ship did you end up on when you got here, Stormbringer or Royal Fortune? They give us a free apartment on one of the islands based off of that yo.

[ He just shrugged and assumed the guy was trying to politely decline. ]

Hey don't sweat it. I'll stick to my goggles and let you keep the sunglasses.

[bearhowling]

Royal Fortune, I think? And yeah, I got a pretty sweet pad to lay my head in. But I mean like, an actual place of my own. Having a free spot I can go to is really great. But having one that's actually yours is Golden.

Hey, whatever you say. But if you're ever wanting help finding a pair of shades I'd be down.

[Guy seriously thinks Reno meant he wanted a pair... of sunglasses, that is.]

[general_affairs]

[ Bless this man's little heart. He has SUCH golden retriever energy. ]

Hey, fair enough. Have you checked out the Manta office over at Atnam? I've been doing pretty good for myself this past month just picking up grunt work. Been traveling around too much to really need to worry about buying a place.

[ He. What? That's about when it hit Reno that this guy had not been picking up what Reno was putting down, and all he could do was roll his eyes in exasperation and shake his head.

He's just taking it as a sign to not worry about any of that right now. ]

Nah, I've just gotta find a cooler pair of shades to show off to ya.

[bearhowling]

Yeah, I've been taking a look at it and taking a job or two. But have been basically just going around and doing my own thing where I can.

Heh well good luck with that, and be sure to show them off to me when you do!