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Zack Fair ([personal profile] activatingcombatmode) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm

[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?


[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
misstellaron: (explaining)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I only have a year's worth of memories, how am I supposed to know how old I am???

empyrean_mirror: (47)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
you don't remember anything?

oh no, are you okay? did something happen?
misstellaron: (smile)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Nah I'm good

That's just how life is you know, sometimes you forget stuff and then you get a space nuke shoved in you and dumped at a space station to fulfill a destiny that's been set in stone and written into a script

But at least I have a cool family!


empyrean_mirror: (40)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
NONE OF THAT SOUNDS OKAY?

Do you need a hug that sounds like you need a hug

is your family here with you?
misstellaron: (o:)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wow I'm surprised you believe me

What if I was lying to you? You can't trust everything you see on the internet
empyrean_mirror: (19)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
huh? but why would you lie about something that sounds so ridiculous?
misstellaron: (stoic)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I could be a Masked Fool.
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what that is

but if you need help I'd much rather offer it than be worried you're trying to trick me
misstellaron: (eyes closed)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're a really good egg.

Are you sure you won't accept my heart? It's soft and squishy and wonderful to hug, I promise.
empyrean_mirror: (12)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be cruel...I could never give you mine. He's had it for over a decade.

I do give excellent hugs though.
misstellaron: (default)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You know what? I could accept that. Hugs are great.

empyrean_mirror: (74)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
send me your location later he told me to come home tonight but hugs WILL be coming
misstellaron: (heh)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck bud

Try not to die
empyrean_mirror: (70)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
it's okay he promised me cuddles!

[he doesn't know he's in mortal danger.]
misstellaron: (eyes closed)

[personal profile] misstellaron 2024-05-26 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Qlipoth the Preservation, I pray for you to protect this poor naive soul because he's not coming out of this in one piece
empyrean_mirror: (82)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-05-26 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He is already gone to try and get home.

Rest in pieces, Kaveh of the Kshahrewar.]