[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[cursedwords]

I'm forbidden from dating, so I never really thought about it. I probably wouldn't notice if people around me were together. It's not a part of my life, at home.

[catsgothistongue]

Rough. I used to know what that's like. Growing up, Pop'd always tell me that dating and women were nothing but a waste of time and a distraction. Treasure what you have here while you still can.

[Genuinely not being a dick this time around.]

[cursedwords]

I'm not allowed for there to be any possible risk of having kids because my technique would be passed on. Somehow in that scenario, a boyfriend would still be worse.

I will treasure it. My world kind of sucks. This place is more fun.

[catsgothistongue]

That's a moronic reason. At least bar it for a good reason.

I'll say. This place is chiller than back home, even outside of romance junk.

[cursedwords]

They think it's a perfectly good reason. They believe that people like me shouldn't be born.

[catsgothistongue]

[Yowch. Least when people don't want him to exist, none of them are family. His folk, honor-related contracts aside, still want him around.]

To hell with what they think's "good reason" then.

[cursedwords]

Yeah, well, I don’t really care what they think. I only care what my friends think.