Zack Fair (
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[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show
Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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I see.
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Um, thank you? [She thinks!? AHEM!] Do I really look like that?
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Any time, sweets.
Oh yeah. Big bright eyes and that cute smile? Then in the next selfie, you look like you've committed war crimes and been told thanks for it. Definitely a woman that can do both.
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I might have to ask you to refrain from mentioing war crimes. But you're incredibly forward to be saying such things.
[Still...]
I'm a little unused to it.
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No one's ever called you beautiful before? Shit, I text my bestie like three times a day telling him how hot he is.
If you're ever having a bad day, just gimmie a ring, we'll grab a bite to eat and I'll have a smile on that face pretty quick.
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Hearing that positivity and being given that kind of boost can be healthy as well.
As for food, I wouldn't say no. If you want to meet in person.