[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[afflatusexarch]

Daqiang, I would hardly equate being shirtless to being naked.

[yuezun]

You are practically in your smallclothes!

[afflatusexarch]

[ He's not understanding the issue here AT ALL ]

Aren't you overreacting just a touch? Kaveh has seen me shirtless as well. It's not unheard of to do so when one is overly warm.

[yuezun]

[A visible huff before he looked away from the camera.]

Seeing you shirtless when you are working or practicing the physical arts is very different than having pictures taken of you and put up where the world can see them.

[afflatusexarch]

It's not unheard of for romantic partners to have such keepsakes. True, I did not realize that they would be broadcasted, but that is also Zack's nature. I cannot fault him for being who he is.

He is an open person with his feelings, doubly so when inebriated, it would seem.

1/2

[yuezun]

[Romantic partners? Keepsakes?]

[yuezun]

You-

...you did not inform this venerable one you had a romantic partner.

[afflatusexarch]

In truth, I thought you knew. It's not as though we've kept it secret. Not when we have, ah... Been rather open about it on this very network.

[yuezun]

But you have not said anything to this venerable one. How could this venerable one know for certain a thing is true or not, or is the way it looks to an observer, if you do not tell him?

[afflatusexarch]

Might we have this conversation elsewhere?

video->action

[yuezun]

This venerable one is in his cabin.

[He shuts the video off and waits. If he has to wait hours, he will.]