[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

[headhunt]

no? not how they talk where you're from?

if you have questions about the mechanics of it, i can be clearer

[astudyinviolet]

Not with those words or in such a public forum.

No, no. There's no need.

[ He knows how babies are made! He's read encyclopedias! That's surely enough! ]

[headhunt]

if ya change your mind
you know where to find me

by hitting that direct message button

[astudyinviolet]

That is very kind, and I appreciate the offer.

[ Even if he doesn't intend to because he doesn't see a need for that information. Also ngl he's not the one who'd do the riding; he's the one getting ridden ]