[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[general_affairs]

Only if you promise not to kick my teeth in. 😘

[unliminal]

i'll make an exception, just this once 💖

[general_affairs]

Thanks king. 🔥

Queen. Majesty. Whichever one you're workin' with, yo.

[unliminal]

oooh i get to pick my royal title?
"king" has a nice ring to it
"honored one" is even better

[general_affairs]

We already got a Moon Supreme, you could swing back with Majesty Supreme. My Liege is a classic.

Name's Reno, nice meetin ya.

[unliminal]

majesty supreme? i like that
got a nice ring to it

gojo. it's a pleasure

[general_affairs]

[ He's just. Snorting with a laugh and rolling his eyes.

They vibe. ]

Weird, thought it was Majesty Supreme. If you catch a redhead running around in a three piece suit, that's me.

[unliminal]

majesty supreme gojo
don't you forget it

and dw i'll see you before you see me

[general_affairs]

OP drop a pic, it's a challenge now.

[unliminal]

with pleasure

[general_affairs]

Damn, talk about a power couple of hotties.

But you're on, yo. ;)

[unliminal]

damn right, we're fine as hell

i'll be seeing you around
first ✌️

un: airdnd

[airdnd]

[ hours later after waking up from a nap— ]

Thank you, I think...?

[general_affairs]

Hold on, gotta cash in that promise of not getting a free new dental plan:

Any time, Queen.

[airdnd]

There's really no need to call me by "queen"...

Sumina Heartleaf. Just Sumina is fine.

[general_affairs]

Cute name. Nice meetin you, I'm Reno.

Presently trying to outfox your boyfriend here and pick his ass out of a crowd before he finds me first.

[airdnd]

A pleasure, Mr. Reno.

Unfortunately, he's very difficult to outfox for a number of reasons... I see that he's posted a photo of himself already, but if you'd like another hint that might be difficult to ascertain in this format: he's outrageously tall.

[general_affairs]

Is that a fact? Thanks for the tip.

Tall twink vs redhead twink, looks like the odds are pretty even.

[airdnd]

[ a what and a what now ]

I'm not familiar with this word "twink"...

[general_affairs]

What?? Oh my god. Alright, buckle up.

It's a guy that's sort of effeminate. Skinny, maybe has muscle but not bulky. Usually it's specifically a guy with those looks that's only into other guys, but I'm just using it here to describe me and your boyfriend for shits and giggles.

[airdnd]

I see.

[ she should have kept her mouth shut!! ]

Well, since it's "for shits and giggles," I suppose it's all in good fun.