[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[makoglow]

No one would dare, thank god.

[misstellaron]

That just means we have to make you wear it again, this time with a dedicated photographer

[makoglow]

No we really, really don't.

[misstellaron]

Yes we do. We can't deprive your fans of maid fanservice!!!

[makoglow]

What fans? There are no fans.

[misstellaron]

No way. You definitely have fans. I can feel it. You're definitely super popular.

[makoglow]

You haven't even met me. How would you know?

[misstellaron]

~Vibes~

You give off that feeling. I can smell it.

[makoglow]

Vibes don't have a scent.

So which is it?

[misstellaron]

Of course they do. And yours has the scent of ~popularity~.

[makoglow]

You obviously must be missing a nose.

[misstellaron]

You must be missing a sense of humour.

[makoglow]

Not the first time I've heard that.

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[general_affairs]

No see I think she's onto something. She's got a point and you look pretty good in a dress after all.

[misstellaron]

Gasp. You get it. It's peer pressure time.

Peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure!!!!

[general_affairs]

Yeah Cloud, peer pressure peer pressure! Think about the fan club. :)

[makoglow]

Are you serious? You?

[general_affairs]

Listen, one of these days I'm gonna get shoved into a dress. When that day comes, I wanna make sure I'm not the only one with that kinda content doing its rounds on the internet.

[makoglow]

I hope it doesn't make the rounds. Not sure I want to see your scrawny ass in a dress. You sure you could even fill it out?

[general_affairs]

First of all, I'm gonna make SURE you see it. PERSONALLY send it to you. Hand deliver it. Commission you to deliver it to your damn self.

This is twink on twink violence and I for one cannot believe this kind of aggression is coming at me from inside the SANCTITY of our own community yo.

[misstellaron]

You go girl, tell him what's up!

[general_affairs]

Thanks. It's a cold hard world out there for twinks and SOMEONE's gotta hold the line. Glad you got my back girlie.

[makoglow]

You and I are on completely different levels. I don't claim to share anything with you.