[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[general_affairs]

What? You can't tell me you've never thought someone's a hottie with a body before.

Jury's out on that one, but we were sure as hell trying. He agreed to take his jacket off for the day and that's about as far as we got. If Elena ever invites you to a game of cards, don't do it, she plays dumb first few rounds, but she's a ruthless little bitch.

[makoglow]

I've already been over this with someone else. That's not usually the first thing I notice about someone.

And I didn't think that Elena cared for me all that much. Can't see that I'd play cards with her.

[general_affairs]

Good thing I'm not Someone Else. But alright, fair enough.

Maybe, maybe not. But if you do, don't say I didn't warn you.

[makoglow]

Noted.

But at this rate if Elena and Rude are brought here things might not be exactly the same.

[general_affairs]

Yeah, I know. I don't wanna think about it.

[makoglow]

So who would you have actually posted to this first if they were here?

[general_affairs]

Rude, duh. Tall dark and handsome, AND he uses a pair of ducky oven mitts to pull his quiches out of the oven? Name someone who can do it better.

[makoglow]

Shocker.

Actually the bit about the gloves kind of is.

[general_affairs]

Honestly it was a tossup between Chief and Rude. I got a pizza party out of Chief once.

Hell if I know if that's actually true, but we DO have matching ducky boxers. He probably has kitten mittens or something, knowing him.

[makoglow]

Why would I want to know any of that?

[general_affairs]

Weird, it's like I felt bad for yankin your chain and decided to be honest about it.

Besides, can you REALLY call someone your bestie if you don't have matching undies? We wear em on Wednesdays.

[makoglow]

Yes. Yes you can. I don't recall Zack and I sharing anything like that.

[general_affairs]

Listen, one day one of you is gonna need help with something REAL awkward and of course you're gonna do it for eachother cause you guys are already ride or die. That's when you're gonna know you're ACTUALLY besties.

Not the haha cute friendship bracelet besties, but the son of a bitch you call up at 3am on a weeknight cause you need someone to hold your hair and carry you home even if you threw up on their shirt kinda bestie.

[makoglow]

Speaking from experience, sounds like.

If you call me at 3 a.m. you better make a really convincing case.

[ That's a lie. Cloud would... Probably go check out whatever is going on just out of principle. ]