[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[catsgothistongue]

Dogs are better than cats anyway. Really, any animal is.

[Says Ranma catsgothistongue Saotome]

[ramuhs]

[Just. Looking at that username.]

Have a bit of trauma, do you?

[catsgothistongue]

[Excuse him Cid, he wasn't expecting that blunt (and correct) assumption.]

Where'd you get an idea like that?

[ramuhs]

When one is so emphatic about their dislike of a certain thing, there's usually a reason for it.

Not to mention your little ID there.

[catsgothistongue]

Don't remind me.

[The only reason why he hadn't gotten it changed? Spite out of whoever set if. If he changes it, that'll get the bastard the proverbial victory over him!]

It's just from a bad training experience.

[ramuhs]

Training experience...with a cat?

[catsgothistongue]

Cats. Plural. Multiple.

[ramuhs]

Now were we these normal cats or something different?

[catsgothistongue]

Household ones that people keep for pets. Those types specifically are required for setting up training for the Neko-ken.

[ramuhs]

All right you're going to have to explain more about this, unless your "household cats" are a lot different from what I'm used to.

Private; also cw: slight animal/child abuse, genma being a horrible parent

[catsgothistongue]

[The '...' keeps buffering in and out, as Ranma contemplated and debated with himself if he should spill. Cid... seems alright enough, he guesses. A cheat and cheapshotting jerk maybe, but cool. He's still setting it to private, because it's still embarrassing enough he'd rather no one else hear about it.]

My old man found this old training manual with an 'invincible' technique in it. Neko-ken. Training for it goes like this: Dig a deep pit that no one can climb out of. Fine some starved cats and dump them into the pit. Tie salty meats to the poor sucker, and chuck them into the pit of cats. The cats smell the food tied to their body, get agitated and hungry, and...

[The rest seems self-explanatory enough for Cid to maybe piece it together.]

< private >

[ramuhs]

[He'll keep his own response private as well, just to ensure that privacy. Especially after all...that. Because oof.]

That's a bit barbaric. No wonder you dislike cats so much. Can't really blame you there.

[catsgothistongue]

[Barbaric's putting it mildly, but that's neither here nor there.]

Yeah, there's a bit of bad history between me and them. Nothing I didn't survive though.

[ramuhs]

Still sorry you had to go through all that. I'll have to remember to keep Ashtail away should ever be around.

[catsgothistongue]

It's not a big deal, happened a long time ago. But yeah, that's for the best.

[For all of them.]

[ramuhs]

[Not a big deal he says... Well, if he's been able to grow past it then perhaps better to let it be.]

Then I'd say that's enough of that kind of talk.

Now while I have Torgal now, you may see him more with Clive, he's real owner. So don't be too disappointed if we happen to cross paths and you don't see him.