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shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
activatingcombatmode) wrote in shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
Entry tags:
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- daria morgendorffer,
- dehya,
- dongfang qingcang,
- enterprise,
- freminet,
- gale dekarios,
- ganondorf,
- garrus vakarian,
- izuku midoriya,
- karlach cliffgate,
- kaveh,
- lloyd irving,
- midadol telamon,
- ranma saotome,
- rem tokimiya,
- reno,
- sakata kintoki,
- satoru gojo,
- sherlock holmes,
- shikanoin heizou,
- shoto todoroki,
- sidestep,
- stelle,
- sumina heartleaf,
- toge inumaki,
- walter "fuse" fitzroy,
- zack fair,
- zelda
[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show
Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Don't make him drink anymore, whatever you do.
[He can make a good guess on exactly how drunk Kaveh is and you do not want him to spiral further, sir whatever your name is again.]
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[Zack is actually a god damn tank when it comes to alcohol so he's not nearly as far gone as Kaveh. So, he'll be able to deliver the princess back just as requested. Safe and sound.]
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And indeed, Zack will have kept to his word about delivering Kaveh over to him in one piece, which Alhaitham will at least express his gratitude for before taking the drunk architect off his hands.
Needless to say, he and Kaveh will have a lot to talk about once Zack takes his leave.]