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shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
activatingcombatmode) wrote in shellphones2024-05-25 01:02 pm
Entry tags:
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- dehya,
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- enterprise,
- freminet,
- gale dekarios,
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- izuku midoriya,
- karlach cliffgate,
- kaveh,
- lloyd irving,
- midadol telamon,
- ranma saotome,
- rem tokimiya,
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- sakata kintoki,
- satoru gojo,
- sherlock holmes,
- shikanoin heizou,
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- sidestep,
- stelle,
- sumina heartleaf,
- toge inumaki,
- walter "fuse" fitzroy,
- zack fair,
- zelda
[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show
Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use
[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]
I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?
That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face
Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha
Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.
Who else could you even say is hot?
[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.
Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Name's Reno, nice to meet ya. I see that hottie's exposed her wingman, too. I gotta say, you're pretty easy on the eyes. Bonus that you remind me of a good guy I know back home, too.
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[That's clearly what Reno meant.]
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I haven't even got the chance to be coy and drop my handkerchief for you to pick up. What a guy. Knows what he wants and goes for it. I can respect that yo.
But sure, I can always go for a new haunt. Whatcha got for me, big guy?
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Oh.]
I think perhaps we may have misunderstood one another. I did not intend to advertise myself, as it were.
That said, I strongly recommend both The Dragon's Feast and The Gryphon in the port. Excellent cuisine.
[He can save this...!]
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Oh, so you prefer being the one to drop the handkerchief? Got it.
I know what you meant, just giving you a hard time. But I'll keep those in mind, just in case you do drop that handkerchief for me. ;)
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Hm.
[It's not often that Gale of Waterdeep finds himself rendered speechless, even for the briefest of moments.]
Well, consider me deeply flattered, in that case. I suppose whether or not any handkerchiefs make an appearance remains to be seen, hm?