[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[indispensable]

I suppose it depends on what you perceive as age. If you meant it as a biological factor, then I'd say you are not one year old. [Unless your body can develop that much in a year which is then?? Another concern entirely?? And really not in his paygrade.]

But as you said—you only have a year's worth of memories, so would that not make your current 'self' a year old at best?

[misstellaron]

Yeah. That's what I mean. Not physically a year old, but mentally??? But it's not like I think like a baby either

Tbh I don't really care that much, except to wonder a bit how I was with the Stellaron Hunters. I just go with the flow most of the time

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham can't say there's anything wrong with that. Frankly he has no idea how he himself would be like if he lost his memories, so honestly he's kind of lowkey congratulating her on being this chill about it.]

'Was with'? So you're no longer with them?

[Were they the cause of your lost memory... he is wondering...]

[misstellaron]

I'm with the Astral Express now. I mean, they kinda dumped me on a space station so I could join them.

[ They're probably the cause of her lost memory??? She's never asked, even when she had the chance to. ]

[indispensable]

[...well that sounds like it is a lot to unpack and frankly its none of his business so he will not bother.]

As long as you are content with where you are now, you can work on the rest in time.

[Healthy environment, healthy mind, healthy everything! Or something along those lines.]

[misstellaron]

I'm A-OK. The Astral Express Crew is the best!!

[indispensable]

👍

[Yes, this is all that he's responding with.]