[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[unliminal]

nah wasn't weird
her name is Sumina Heartleaf, she's another riftfarer
sadly the rabbit isn't here
you might see her on this post but if not, her handle is "airdnd"

1/2

[heir_conditioned]

Sumina Heartleaf. I will remember it, please excuse me for a moment Sensei. I'll go look.

2/2 - after his post to her.

[heir_conditioned]

I found her on here. I've let her know.

[Showing up to randomly compliment women you don't know isn't the weird category at all.]

Thank you for forwarding her information to me.

[unliminal]

[ Holy shit. He actually did it. Pretty gutsy, maybe a little weird, but Gojo did tell him to do it, so... ]

👏👏👏
not bad
do you do everything strangers tell you to?

[heir_conditioned]

[Yep, he sure did...]

Yes. If I think it's not for any bad reason, why not?

[unliminal]

fair i guess
what if it was for a bad reason but you didn't know?

[heir_conditioned]

I assess the situation beforehand, there are times that sometimes we have to do something that isn't the definition of good to some people. Telling someone they're kind looking isn't bad I think? If you could give me an example?

[unliminal]

what if we were like i dunno
a pair of assassins or something
and me telling you to tell her that was the signal to kill you

hypothetically of course

Midoriya mode activated.

[heir_conditioned]

I see. That would be a very good way of sending a signal. You couldn't have anticipated that I would respond to the post to begin with. Normally I keep to myself and spend nights at home with my partner. If I were your target you would know that and you would likely strike me at weaker point, he's formidable and so am I. Even alone in my home, being distracted by texts wouldn't be enough to keep someone like me from retaliating. You would know what ranges I'm capable of and you would know that I am zonal as well. I'm safe where I am. You would also know the house that I'm in wouldn't be your best choice.

If you were truly trying to kill me, you would be more likely to attack me on a patrol. You could be biding your time. That much is true. It could be a delayed signal to learn more about my weak points, habits and schedule. I don't keep a schedule and I try not to make a habit of any one thing. I have one destination I frequent but never on the same days. I am glad I told miss Heartleaf that she is a kind person, I don't think you're trying to kill me. Even hypothetically.

On the off chance it was someone else who was your target, I would protect them. Even if it weren't me who initiated the attack. That's how the situation should be assessed.

That was fun.

bless him

[unliminal]

[ Wow, this is

unexpected thorough. What a weird kid...not that he's unused to those. ]

i'll level with you
i didn't read all that
but i appreciate the effort, so i'll give you credit where it's due

Re: bless him

[heir_conditioned]

[See, he can say he didn't read it but he's still giving it due credit and that makes Shoto happier.]

Thank you. I appreciate your honesty and that what you did read.