[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[lucky_e]

Oh? You think so? It's nice of you to say. It's more that, I'm not one for sharing pictures of myself like this, or pictures of myself when I look like... that. So I suppose it just feels a little odd, or vain, for me to do so?

You also have good eyes. It works wonderfully for when I'm diving. And is easy to move in and sleek enough that swimming is made a much easier task.

[Not that she hasn't worn flashier outfits before.]

And don't have any of others who would be ok with me sharing pictures of them.

[heir_conditioned]

I do think so.
When you look like what? You look alright. They're nice pictures. You should share them if they're nice and that's what people are doing.

Thank you. They're alright, I guess.
Do you go diving often? Are you an avid swimmer?

[lucky_e]

[Shoto... what's with this innosense?]

It's more a feeling of exposure. Like I said, it's not something I usually do. Dressing up and sharing with others, that is. Unless it's for an event.

It's still really nice to hear everyone's compliments and see them share as well. I might do so more in the future.

I swim a lot, yes. But don't usually dive. I'm not really meant to go underwater and doing so is a little terrifying for me.

It's still fun, however. And I enjoy being in the water. How about you? Do you swim or dive at all?

[heir_conditioned]

I see, so this is a special occasion. Thinking on it, I guess that sharing images of yourself is difficult. I don't know that I would be able to. But I agree with compliments, you do look nice in the outfits. The colours are good for you. Costumes back home are used for practicality and to be recognizable, I think you've picked well.

[Okay, Shoto catches the phrasing, but are there people meant to go underwater?]

I can understand that, I wasn't made for water either. I like being in it, though, like you. I don't dive but I can swim if I need to well enough until I can make somewhere safe. Do you do quests that are landlocked then?

[lucky_e]

I'm... not certain if this specific occasion is special. But it has made everyone open up and share with each other. So perhaps it could be? I'm glad you think so as well, though. The swimsuit was from a few weeks back, and one of the few pictures I have of myself.

[Or really of anyone here....]

No, I'm sailor both here and back home. My entire life has been on the sea. It's just that, the idea of going underwater is a little uncomfortable for me. That's all.

But have you been adjusting well then? I understand that living on or near the sea can be challenging for some.

[heir_conditioned]

Oh, I see. That makes a lot of sense, both about the swimsuit and your want to swim but not be under the water.

[To him, this makes total sense.]

I have been, if I don't want to go under the water, I have ability I was born with to freeze it. I just walk on it instead. However, being on a ship has been a difficult thing to adjust to. The motions aren't the most relaxing for me and I find myself more at peace sleeping in my room instead. Do you have any tips for sleeping when I have to be way on the crew ship?

[lucky_e]

Sleeping at sea? I don't think there is one really easy way to do so, beyond to simply become acclimated to it over a period of time. I might recommend bringing along something you enjoy sleeping with. And maybe train your body to become used to sleeping for three hours at a time.

[heir_conditioned]

Three hours at a time is doable. Thank you, I appreciate you giving me that help. It's been the worst of all of it, even if it isn't too bad. Being out on a boat isn't usually what I'm doing back home. Do you sail with the military?